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Rick overshares
Apartment 3-G, 4/25/11
In a bold departure from the usual Apartment 3-G fare, the current male guest star, Dan Diller, is not a sandy-haired clean-cut young white man, but is rather a sandy-haired clean-cut young white man wearing an obviously fake beard and wig. Thank goodness non-wigged/bearded but still sandy-haired, clean-cut, and white Rick is here to keep us anchored to what we understand to be A3G reality! In addition to being a clean-cut young man in a suit, Rick is also apparently pretty relaxed about telling everyone about the mental health practitioners he’s seeing. Of course, this strip’s only known therapist is notorious quack Professor Ari P., and one assumes that he’s already blabbed to anyone who will listen about Rick’s depression/anorexia/borderline personality disorder, so there’s no point in keeping a lid on it.
B.C., 4/25/11
So the bird has covered the turtle with … sexy feathers? So a bird will have sex with the turtle? Or maybe another turtle, which will be aroused by the feathers? I’m kind of beginning to worry about B.C., to be perfectly honest.
Pluggers, 4/25/11
Even total strangers are pretty psyched about pluggers’ impending death!
This entry was posted on Monday, April 25, 2011 at 08:54 am and is filed under Apartment 3-G, B.C., Pluggers. | 222 responses to “” Carmichael The Polar BearApril 25th, 2011 at 8:58 am [Reply]
When I first saw the B.C. final panel, I didn’t notice the bird’s butt hanging out, so I was perplexed by what appeared to be spearheads decorating the turtle’s shell. Granted, B.C. is peculiar, but peculiar to the point of pioneering turtle snuff comics? Preserve us!
Chip WhittleApril 25th, 2011 at 8:59 am [Reply]
Apartment 3-G: “I was busy having my head examined. Turns out my lip has this weird curve to it, isn’t it distracting? Anyway, long story short, the HMO’s having Margo slap this silly look right off my face. It’s an outpatient thing.”
Arctic Circle: I for one endorse sending packs of wolves after the mobs of extremely slow-moving people who don’t understand escalators.
Crankshaft: I feel like this is somehow a slur on somebody’s sexuality, and I hope someone sends Crankshaft and Seth to talk to each other about it until they fall off a cliff.
Crock: Crock Numbers Station cartoonist Incomprehensible Scribble is telling his overlords about fitness centers. Apparently we’re going to be attacked by an Obesity Ray, sometime in 1974.
Curtis: “No! No, it wasn’t ME, Curtis! Honest!! It was…my INTERNET ADDICTION! To an adorable forest deer named LUCKY!”
Funky Winkerbean: I look forward to the advertisements: “Order your pizza now! Text FAIL to 38659!”
Chyron HRApril 25th, 2011 at 9:03 am [Reply]
Does the closing quotation mark in Pluggers mean that Brookins is finally finished quoting his readers’ brain droppings at us?
FafMorApril 25th, 2011 at 9:05 am [Reply]
I would think Pluggers would be more concerned about taxidermy than cremation.
nescioApril 25th, 2011 at 9:06 am [Reply]
B.C.: this is part of a disturbing trend where one B.C. character covers him/herself with stuff ripped off another character’s ass. Last year Fat Broad made a fur coat out of mammoth pubes.
Marvin: I’ve never seen It’s Alive, but Marvin is probably scarier, because he attacks with claws and fecal matter.
DoodApril 25th, 2011 at 9:07 am [Reply]
Sure, if you call a plugger chicken’s funeral barbecue pyre a cremation and the scattering of remains “good eatin’.”
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 9:08 am [Reply]
the squee will not be post-jumped!
I .gif you cephalopod squee.
hoverpup. low altitute, high squee!
double your corgsqui.
Plinko CommieApril 25th, 2011 at 9:10 am [Reply]
You’re a Plugger when you live in Westview.
McManxApril 25th, 2011 at 9:14 am [Reply]
BC – I thought the turtle and this bird were already an item. They have been constantly together for years. However, for bird to yank out all his ass feathers to sex-up the turtle, I guess things weren’t going all that well.
Pluggers – No, your not a plugger when you start receiving colorful brochures about cremation; you’re a plugger when you start READING colorful brochures about cremation.
Slylock – For a brief second, I thought Slylock had been successful in introducing capital punishment to the forest.
Phantom – GWW turned Chatu over to the Wambesi?!?! What sort of goddam climax is this to a year-long story progression? At least he should have brought him home for the Bandar to eat.
McManxApril 25th, 2011 at 9:16 am [Reply]
@FafMor (#4): LOL! COTW nomination here!
Little GuyApril 25th, 2011 at 9:18 am [Reply]
CaturdayLio: Awww… good kitty!
Curtis: Either Chutney is crying crocodile tears, or we have a real mystery. It’s either the Golden Rodent or a pissed-off Diane.
McManxApril 25th, 2011 at 9:19 am [Reply]
For all our spellcheckers, I know that should be “you’re” in my #9 Plugger comment.
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 25th, 2011 at 9:20 am [Reply]
Archie – Whoa! New artist? Definitely new lettering. (Or, as Colonial and Rocky Stoneaxe say, maybe a good old artist and lettering.)
Crock – “You figure it out.”
And we’ve found this strip’s new default additional last line for every strip. In our pants.
Dick – Showing the demise of the villains? I thought the accepted protocol was to talk about it for three or four weeks. Truly, we are in a new era.
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 25th, 2011 at 9:21 am [Reply]
Family – “Jelly beans are good for you. They’re both a fruit and a vegetable.”
Jeffy’s thinking, Just like Dad!
ba-da-BOMP!
Judge – ROOF [UP arrow]
What a swell building. It comes with its own “THIS END UP” signs!
Mary – Sadly, the reason that this hospital loses so many cardiac patients is shown on the coffee cup. Not the fact that Liza’s screwing around instead of helping a patient, but the fact that the drawing of a heart shows what they look for and don’t find when they open up a patient.
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 25th, 2011 at 9:22 am [Reply]
Spider-Man – Uh oh! Dr. Fiancee (clearly the REAL villain here) just slipped a big fuzzy caterpillar into MJ’s Pinot Blanc ‘93! Let’s see if she notices.
Zits – If guitar solo lasts over four hours, see your physician.
@oakley sunglasses (#y57): bleeding spam
@Little Guy (#11): Ehhh, it’s probably the goddamn Flyspeck Island Canary or something like that.
S. StoutApril 25th, 2011 at 9:23 am [Reply]
The bird is just dressing the turtle up so it can try to have sex with it. I think all the other birds died out, sadly.
Chip WhittleApril 25th, 2011 at 9:24 am [Reply]
Mandrake: “Hold it, Johnny! Don’t go in!! We forgot the laser sharks and the contact-mine pool toys!!!” “Thank you, Zippy the Secret Service agent!”
Mark Trail: I still think “Doctor Thrasher” is actually the name for an arena rock star. Or in Mark’s case, somebody who makes music using rocks, twigs, and a helpful backup chorus of singing raccoons.
Mary Worth: Sure, it looks like Dawn is being horrifically neglectful, but what you’re overlooking is the Myocardial Infarction Treatment app on newer Blackberries.
The Phantom: The giant candle, the gaslamp, the inkwell, the seashell, and the volumes of Black’s Law Dictionary really add some flavor to doing Scrooge’s accounting. Do you suppose the Ghost Who Walks gets Christmas off without having to visit himself three times that night?
Spider-Man: Oh, no! Morbius’s Fiancee is slipping a multi-vitamin into Mary Jane’s drink! How is she ever going to get a Vitamin K deficiency now?
Zippy the Pinhead turned into Food Mascot Snuff Porn so gradually that…actually, I think everybody kind of saw this coming.
Yusaku777April 25th, 2011 at 9:25 am [Reply]
Pluggers – To be fair, it’s only when they start to receive COLORFUL brochures about cremation that they become true Pluggers. The hastily scribbled notes letting them know you want them to die in a fire are black and white, after all.
One-Eyed WolfdogApril 25th, 2011 at 9:27 am [Reply]
Jeffy: “Interesting. Her pincer is capable of more delicate grasping operations than I would have suspected.”
One-Eyed WolfdogApril 25th, 2011 at 9:29 am [Reply]
Lu: “While they ponder, let me show you the kielbasa trick.”
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 9:30 am [Reply]
4-25 Weird Sound Effects:
Luann — POP
Fast Track — STAPLE
Oh, Brother! — SPISSH!
Buckles —
http://www.jsonline.com/comics/32402404.html?feature_id=Buckles
Piranha Club —
http://www.jsonline.com/comics/32402404.html?feature_id=Piranha
One-Eyed WolfdogApril 25th, 2011 at 9:36 am [Reply]
MW: “I ? to taunt viewers with L’Hospital’s Rule” is one of the clunkier coffe mug slogans I’ve ever seen.
AustriaApril 25th, 2011 at 9:40 am [Reply]
Arch: HOLY $#*^!!!! What’s going on?! New artist? Old artist? Archie’s shirt concerns me, so I’m thinking old artist.
Blondie: OH COME ON
FW: Because all young people understand technology, right? No, seriously, I’m 20 and I have no idea what’s going on here.
Luann: I love this woman. Mrs. Horner don’t take no PC!
MW: Ohhhhhhh snap. Don’t tell me — Liza’s going to be so distracted by Drew that a patient dies, and then he breaks up with her. Bring it on! *grabs popcorn*
SF: Check out the last panel. Look closely, now! I love little details like that.
Zits: Without the floppy bridge, it would just be a non-sequiter, but with the floppy bridge, it turns into an ED joke. Classy.
Chip WhittleApril 25th, 2011 at 9:41 am [Reply]
@Yusaku777 (#18):
To be fair, it’s only when they start to receive COLORFUL brochures about cremation that they become true Pluggers. The hastily scribbled notes letting them know you want them to die in a fire are black and white, after all.
Wait, since when are Pluggers species that can see colors?
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 9:44 am [Reply]
Die, Plugger, die!
http://www.petdirectory.com.au/listimg/6936_1.jpg
MattApril 25th, 2011 at 9:45 am [Reply]
3G: I’ve been struggling to suss out what the deal is with Dan Diller…why the beard, the music producing, the crazy eyes?
Then I realized: He’s an unexpected, unnecessary Rick Rubin stand-in.
http://www.urblife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/RickRubin1.jpg
I can’t wait to hear him reveal he’s producing some of the last recordings by famed country-western singer, Ronny Rash.
pugfugglyApril 25th, 2011 at 9:48 am [Reply]
A3G: Hmmm…if Dan Diller is a stand-in for Rick Rubin, who’s the clean-cut white boy interested in seeing musical theater..? OMIGOD!! Tommie is going to get to meet the A3G-universe’s Josh Groban!!! Wait, is he crazy? Maybe it’s Lil’ John….
MW:To celebrate her recent date, sociopath Liza decides to poison a few random patients for kicks, then tweet the grisly details from an anonymous account, with the hashtag #killernurse
TheDivaApril 25th, 2011 at 9:54 am [Reply]
Pluggers: Isn’t cremation a bit too high-end for Pluggers? I thought they were more of the “wrapped in a garbage bag and buried by the oak tree on the back forty” method of burial.
9CL: I like Fernanda.
C’shaft: It’s funny because we all know he’s going to end up doing that anyway.
FW: Because setting up a online ordering never involved complicated tech speak or know-how. Then again, Montoni’s seems like exactly the sort of place that would have its homepage on Geocities.
Luann: Mrs. Horner is all in favor of humiliating someone. As long as its Tiffany, who deserves it because she is an EVIL HOR who turned down Greg Evans for the junior prom.
MW: The Liza/Drew romance proves to be just another extension of the “social media is evil” storyline. Eventually all Mary Worth plots will boil down to “Twitter ruined my relationship with my boyfriend/father/husband/cat!”
SM: “Pay no attention to the phosphorescent capsule I just dropped in your glass.”
Maggie the CatApril 25th, 2011 at 9:55 am [Reply]
Dex should look into buying one of either Kramer’s Bros or Frank’s Mansierres with his windfall.
word-doctorApril 25th, 2011 at 9:57 am [Reply]
BC-”Perverted” is using a feather. “Perverse” is using a reptile festooned with feathers.
FC-Jeffy’s face is particularly doughy this morning.
Phantom-Conservators take note: it’s possible to climate control a giant skull to keep archival records safe.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:00 am [Reply]
MT: Now even the Trailians are able to warp space and shift position en-mass from the living room to the dining room table, and not spill a drop of conjured up coffee(?).
Not Just Any DipstickApril 25th, 2011 at 10:01 am [Reply]
A3G: Oh, did I not mention I was having a colonoscopy at the time?
Esther BlodgettApril 25th, 2011 at 10:02 am [Reply]
FW: Technology gives us so many ways to ignore the quality of our food and service!
Archie: Jughead’s eyes are open, and he’s wearing a button-down shirt. Consider my mind blown.
DT: Even the charred dead hands are high quality!
UncleJeffApril 25th, 2011 at 10:08 am [Reply]
DT: I don’t have the technical ability to pull out any individual panels, but it seems to me that Lizz has had at least 3 different “looks” in the last few weeks.
The new artists seem to be trying a few different models but what a drop for Lizz from the Locher days when she was the chief of police in charge of cleaning up Dick’s gory messes and now she’s just a naked chick of need of the Big Guy’s trenchcoat cover-up.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:10 am [Reply]
Luann: If the judges declare a six-way tie, or decide to name each girl a “winner” in some nauseatingly inclusive categories they make up on the spot, this strip is dead to me. If, on the other hand, Mrs. Horner declares herself the winner because “in my day we didn’t let tramps or colored girls win” and starts doing a fan dance on the Weenieworld counter using her false teeth as castanets, I’ll give it another month.
Maggie the CatApril 25th, 2011 at 10:14 am [Reply]
I hope when we finally see John Fucking Thrasher that he’s dressed in a hoodie and aviator glasses. And pants, too, I guess.
Fester MorgensternApril 25th, 2011 at 10:17 am [Reply]
It’s the Grammar Nazi! In the Pluggers entry, that should be “deaths”, not “death”.
Pseudo3DApril 25th, 2011 at 10:20 am [Reply]
9CL – Check your thesaurus, McE: “detached” is not used in the correct form here. I checked.
DT – Liz has gone from hard-boiled police chief lady to Ms. Fanservice. What happened?
FW – Man, this guy is making the “nerd guy” from a few weeks ago make sense. Somebody slap this guy.
Pseudo3DApril 25th, 2011 at 10:25 am [Reply]
@Esther Blodgett (#35): Or if Toni takes off her wig and makeup to reveal that she’s really Brad in disguise, well, that would be worth something.
Victor VonApril 25th, 2011 at 10:27 am [Reply]
Given the leer on Rick’s face, I think there is an unspoken “if you know what I mean.” As in “I was having my head examined… if you know what I mean.”
Rick’s kind of a cock.
The RidgerApril 25th, 2011 at 10:30 am [Reply]
@Chip Whittle (#24): Well, birds can see colors. In fact, more colors than primates can see.
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 10:36 am [Reply]
Love Is. . . . hadaka aprons and sex in the kitchen.
Professor FateApril 25th, 2011 at 10:39 am [Reply]
FW: all this fuss so a crazy person and a comic book writer can order ahead? they are the only ones not Related to Funkly or Les that I’ve seen eating this swill.
MW: “well have to go.. those people in intensive care are just sooo needy. It’s not like they are going wait…well it’s not like they have such a great life anway…but really must dash…”
KatyApril 25th, 2011 at 10:43 am [Reply]
WE GET IT, KAREN MOY. TWITTER KILLS.
MibbitmakerApril 25th, 2011 at 10:53 am [Reply]
9CL: I‘d like to SLAM this storyline, myself!
Archie: So, the muscley guy eats too much, and the skinny guy eats too much. Is it Archie comic strip character hiring discrimination against stereotyped fat guys?
BBlues: He just beat his dad to it, is all.
BBailey: “Yes.”
Uncle LumpyApril 25th, 2011 at 11:05 am [Reply]
@Katy (#44):
Well, stalking kills, that’s for sure! And if I recall correctly, Mary Worth has addressed this issue at least once before, in some way.
Old School Allie CatApril 25th, 2011 at 11:09 am [Reply]
Luann – Give it to Rosa. She looks like my mother’s pug, Maggie – and I like Maggie. I actually prefer my father’s pug, The Dude, but Rosa looks more like Maggie. Actually, so does Mrs. Horner.
Gilthorp – Don’t listen to him, Al-Jo. I love me some Folk Music. Although, I heard a gospel rendition of Blowin’ In The Wind yesterday, and realized it is possible to hate that song. It blew, all right.
S4th – I’m liking the new hairdo, Sally. But can we get some more Ted and Nona up in this joint?
MW – Please, let’s not get preachy about Nurse Liza screwing up patient care because she is in luuuuurve. Three years ago today, exactly, my father had a quadruple bypass and spent six weeks in the hospital. The surgeons may have saved his life initially, but it was the tireless work of dozens of nurses who kept him alive, championed his cause and got him well enough to come home. My mother, age 67 is still a nurse – and passionate to a fault about patient care. I’m not interested in seeing Moy and/or Giella besmirch the profession because of one lame, fictional bad seed.
RwO – Kinda dark for a Monday, there, Hilary…Although, I can’t say I’ve never felt that way about, say… a co-worker. Not so much with Mr. Cat.
MibbitmakerApril 25th, 2011 at 11:11 am [Reply]
Curtis: C.,w.a.a-h!
FW: A wall of text which is the point is still a wall of text.
Luann: We already have a winner, hands down — The old lady! (wild applause) Congratulations, Mrs. Horner!
MT: “…and we want to take him away from his peaceful sollution.”
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 11:15 am [Reply]
@Victor Von (#40):
Rick’s kind of a cock.
More of an emu, actually.
http://www.freewebs.com/aszsa2/emu.jpg
The RidgerApril 25th, 2011 at 11:19 am [Reply]
@Old School Allie Cat (#47): My sister’s a nurse. The writers are only besmirching the profession if the behavior is passed off as normal. Seriously, every group has its fans. How do they write if they’re not allowed to have someone Mary can fix?
The RidgerApril 25th, 2011 at 11:22 am [Reply]
Luann: Wait just a doggoned minute here. Didn’t teacher lady think the pageant was a great idea when Tiffany suggested it? How did she think they were going to end it without “picking one” to win? Kee-ripes.
Baka GaijinApril 25th, 2011 at 11:31 am [Reply]
@nescio (#5): “Last year Fat Broad made a fur coat out of mammoth pubes.” Silk purse out of a sow’s ear, fur coat out of mammoth pubes, tomato-tomahto.
@Dood (#6): “Sure, if you call a plugger chicken’s funeral barbecue pyre a cremation and the scattering of remains ‘good eatin’’.” Yeah, what he said.
@Austria (#23): I hadn’t noticed the looky-loos. Thanks for the heads up.
@Maggie the Cat (#29): I didn’t think it was possible to have tits that aren’t anything but perky in this strip. I was wrong.
@Esther Blodgett (#35): I’m just trying to figure what kind of mind would think of something like this. What an image your description conjures up.
DoodApril 25th, 2011 at 11:32 am [Reply]
Apartment 3-G: It’s great to see Gandalf and Legolas reunited in the back of Elrond’s Bar & Grill, located in the trendy Rivendell neighborhood of New York City.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 25th, 2011 at 11:34 am [Reply]
Pluggers: There’s a fine distinction between crematorium brochures and hate mail from psychopathic arsonists. Plugger Dog may want to hand the mail over to Pluggertown’s finest, just to be on the safe side.
Luann: Balloon animals. Snake. Um, okay. Moving right along here.
MT: “Unlike your dad here, who’s slumped into a catatonic depression for no reason I can detect. Be sure to water him every couple of days.”
6C: “…as is the outsider artist. We have her chained to the wall and sedated.”
SSmith: Snuffy’s “loved ones” have decided it would be a hoot n’ a holler if they let him catch a fatal dose of pneumonia.
9CL: In the stuffy chamber music world of Chickweed, it’s kind of refreshing to see Onyx getting some love. “Slam! Doo doo doo. Doo doo doo. Let the boys be boys!” Indeed.
Archie: I haven’t been able to find any news on Archie getting a new artist, but it looks like there is one. Jughead looks markedly different anyway.
BSt: Corgsqui fail. (Paging queek.)
DT: In my imagination, Lizz is about to go to her boyfriend’s place wearing only the iconic Tracy trenchcoat and give the lucky bastard a little surprise.
GT: Is Kyle Rayner about to tell AJ that her folkie “authenticity” is just a pose, and a condescending one at that? Because he may have a point, but my head will still explode at reading this kind of hipster criticism in Gil Thorp of all places.
S-M: “Let me pour you some more wine. Yup, just plain old table wine with no roofies or mickeys added. So if you suddenly lose consciousness, you can’t blame me.”
SFx: No, Harry Ape has not been strapped into Old Sparky. But he apparently thinks he can defend himself from felony charges with grammar school brainteasers, so the chair could still be in his future.
MW: Scenes from Liza’s upcoming hospital board hearing.
“Granted, I may have let a patient or two die while I was texting. But keep in mind, I love Mountview Hospital, and I’m not afraid to let my coffee mug say so.”
April 25th, 2011 at 11:37 am [Reply]
Curtis: Mr. Occam would simply state that the teachers always catch you on your pranks because you are stupid ignoramus. Case in point: Walking through the school with a gallon pickle jar of frogs’ eggs and in your loudest voice singing “I’m dreaming of a ‘frogs’ eggs in coffee’ morning, woo, I’m dreaming of a ‘frogs’ eggs in coffee’ morning, woo…“
dodoman1April 25th, 2011 at 11:38 am [Reply]
BC Bird doesn’t know that lady turtles don’t think feathers are attractive, like lady birds do, so he pasted feathers all over BC Turtle, thinking that lady turtles would be attracted to them. It’s not funny, but it does make some sort of sense.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 25th, 2011 at 11:39 am [Reply]
@Old School Allie Cat (#47): Can we call your dad’s pug “El Duderino”, if we’re not into the whole brevity thing?
Fashion PoliceApril 25th, 2011 at 11:43 am [Reply]
Clearly, the purpose of Rick’s head examination was to select an Easter bonnet to go with his peach suit.
However, that is but a trivial detail. As is the observation that over the week-end we noted that Miss Colby’s date with Dr. Cory the Younger lasted through two changes of clothing. She probably thinks they’re going steady, at least.
We are truly impressed, for once, by Monsignor McEldowney’s use of symbolism. Between Miss Johns’ hair and her turtleneck she appears to be wearing a wimple. What are we to make of the implication that Mr. Appleby’s arrogance has driven her to cloister, other than how well this fits with the peurile Catholic fantasies that seem to drive the Burberverse?
Artist formerly known as BenApril 25th, 2011 at 11:46 am [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#38):
DT – Liz has gone from hard-boiled police chief lady to Ms. Fanservice. What happened?
You may have a point on the Ms. Fanservice part, but I’d question whether she’s been treated as “hard boiled” any time in the recent past. On Locher’s watch she seemed like a desk jockey who couldn’t really do anything.
Spotts1701April 25th, 2011 at 11:49 am [Reply]
@The Ridger (#51): Well, Evans just had to use the “school counselor” stereotype (everyone’s special, and we’re all winners) at some point.
I want one of them to stand up and declare themselves the winner for “being seen with you freaks”.
Baka GaijinApril 25th, 2011 at 11:52 am [Reply]
Slylock Fox: REEKY RAT DID IT! That’s what’ll be written on that lie detector trace.
Mary Worth: What the fuck is that on Liza’s plate? Someone horked up a tumor is my guess.
Effluvius ErratusApril 25th, 2011 at 12:03 pm [Reply]
FW: So now Montoni not only has to pay Darrin a salary, but not he has to honor online coupons, Groupons, gropeons, what have you, that Darrin is unilaterally offering to the public. “*SIGH* I miss the good old days when the goods and services I paid for added actual value, rather than siphoned it away.”
Still , I don’t quite understand what Montoni’s sighing about anyway. Presumably, as part owner of Montoni’s, he could say thanks-but-no-thanks to Darrin’s suggestions—or just fire him. It’s not like Funky and Les are thuggish racketeers who forced Montini to give Darrin a sinecure for tax purposes
… then again, that would explain how Les gets infinity personal days from his teaching gig and why he gets his ego fellated wherever he goes.
Revenge of ChesnutApril 25th, 2011 at 12:05 pm [Reply]
@Carmichael The Polar Bear (#1): I at first thought that the bird had pasted leaves all over the turtle in order to… camouflage him? I don’t know, maybe a lady turtle would accidently have sex with him, thinking he was just a rock or something.
Also, maybe somebody should talk to that bird about his compulsive feather-pulling. I’m pretty sure there’s an entry in the DSM for that.
Baka GaijinApril 25th, 2011 at 12:09 pm [Reply]
Beetle Bailey: Beetle must not have played with Sarge’s Easter “basket” yesterday. Clues: Giving him the most menial tasks in the office and having that “Why won’t he just leave” look of ennui on his face.
Blondie: QLUNQ! [Baka's brain splitting in two] Blondie with a current cultural reference. Dick Tracy interesting and exciting. Sally Forth with a new hairstyle. I’m checking flightglobal.com to see if Hartsfield-Atlanta is being overrun by airborne pork.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 12:11 pm [Reply]
6Chix – With strips like Crock and Compu-Toon, it’s amazing that it took this long for someone to mention outsider art in the funnies.
A3G – “I was busy having my ‘head’ examined. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?”
Archie – Woah, reruns from back when the ALGJU3K was using electromechanical relays and doing its output on a plotter!
BB – Elaborate, symbolic foreplay: a first for the funny pages!
Crock – I feel like I’m getting less sane just by reading this.
Curtis – Oh goody, strap in for two weeks of everybody telling Curtis “CHUTNEY IS GOOD AND PURE AND SAINTLY AND WHY DON’T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE HER ALREADY BECAUSE SHE’S REALLY QUITE GOOD AND PURE AND SAINTLY, YOU AWFUL BASTARD?”
DT – “Ye gods!” says Sam, catching a glimpse of what that robe ain’t covering. Lucky bastard.
FW – “And I totally know how to do this, because I’m an MBA!” Of course, here’s what this would actually boil down to:
1. Paying for some third party’s pre-existing site design, which is designed for Internet Explorer 6 and looks like an unreadable assortment of overlapping rectangles on any browser made after 2001 and is loaded down with broken-ass Javascript for animated pull-down menus, because nobody can understand a website if it doesn’t look exactly like a Windows application.
2. Paying for some third party’s pre-existing barcode app, which most likely tracks the barcodes being scanned and sends them off to some data-mining agency.
3. Getting some hack graphic artist who works exclusively in Flash objects with embedded JPEGs to awkwardly insert Montoni’s branding into both, and then awkwardly kludging them together in the hopes that they’ll work, because you don’t actually know how to do any of this, and why would you ever bother trying to find someone who does when there’s these pre-existing items that you only had to pay exorbitant amounts of money for?
4. ???
5. Profit! Cancer!
GT – You know, I’ve seen it spelled “kent” or even “quaint,” but “cantina” is a new one.
JP – “Constance, this is the Bradbury building. Quick, let’s get out of here before Rutger Hauer shows up.”
Love Is… – would almost be not nauseating if it weren’t for the disturbingly poofy lips on Little Naked Boy.
Luann – Mrs. Horner, please don’t hesitate to go all 1946 on their asses. I’ll gladly lend you any thematically-appropriate blunt objects you require.
MT – If there were a Hong Kong pirate copy of First Blood that had been subtitled in Chinese and then had the subtitles translated back into English ala Backstroke of the West, I think it would pretty much be this Mark Trail storyline.
MW – “Oh, you stupid patients! Can’t you see I’m busy?” (…busy as a beaver!)
Phantom – Okay, when Zombie Lee Falk shows up next, could he kindly provide a map? I haven’t seen this many silly names attached to places whose spatial relation I don’t understand tossed around since the last time I cracked open a fantasy novel.
Pluggers – You’re a Plugger when you inexplicably put an end-quote on a sentence that wasn’t part of a quote at all, and whatever poor sap has the job of copy-editing your work has long since given up paying attention.
RMMD – “Ugh, he’s doing his own theme music?“
SM – Lady, with that vapid grin, I don’t think the roofie is even necessary. Peter must be rubbing off on her. Living with Peter must be impairing her.
Not Just Any DipstickApril 25th, 2011 at 12:13 pm [Reply]
Rick and Dan meet in a ‘back’ room. No, eeeww, no, eeeewwwww. Don’t think that!
(Too late)
Esther BlodgettApril 25th, 2011 at 12:13 pm [Reply]
@Baka Gaijin (#52): That comment was created by a committee of my multiple personalities while I was off using the restroom. You just can’t leave ‘em alone for a minute.
Baka GaijinApril 25th, 2011 at 12:16 pm [Reply]
@seismic-2 (#Y5): “God is like duct tape – you can’t see Him but He’s there, lending support to the boobs.”
@NoahSnark (#Y30): “Having successfully integrated the messages of his new corporate sponsors into a sermon, the preacher in Gasoline Alley proceeded on to phase 2 – replacing the sacrament with Diet Pepsi and Necco wafers.” Favored by Catholic schoolchildren playing Consecration at home for decades.
@Little Guy (#Y80): “yDT: Wait, Gertie is still in childbearing years? Wait, Gertie and B.O. HAD SEX?!?!?” You know, “Spittoon Quarterly” distracted me from that fact. oh mY GOD!!!!!
Not Just Any DipstickApril 25th, 2011 at 12:16 pm [Reply]
BC: If butt feathers attrack a mate, shouldn’t they be in the vicinity of the turtles back side? My cockatoo tells me it works tho.
Baka GaijinApril 25th, 2011 at 12:17 pm [Reply]
@Esther Blodgett (#67): You have a talented dissociative personality disorder.
seismic-2April 25th, 2011 at 12:21 pm [Reply]
Jughead looks like Reggie with a sort-of-crown hat. Moose looks like a whole new character. Archie’s shirt looks like – I don’t want to figure out what, since I don’t want to look at it for longer than 3 milliseconds, lest my visual cortex short-circuit. I shall spend the next 24 hours in dread, awaiting Betty and Veronica v2.0. I fear it will be clip-art Lu Ann Powers and Margo Magee.
MibbitmakerApril 25th, 2011 at 12:36 pm [Reply]
Mary Worth wants to be old school Gil Thorp in the narrative department.
ZtP: Why doesn’t Griffy just change the name of the strip to “The Pinheads” and be done with it?
Zits: EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! (symbolically graphic, isn’t it?) EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!……….
MibbitmakerApril 25th, 2011 at 12:38 pm [Reply]
Zits: Jeremy’s sheet music is an issue of Penthouse! ….EW! EW! EW!…..
Alan's AddictionApril 25th, 2011 at 12:38 pm [Reply]
I’m hoping that Rick’s statement “I was busy having my head examined” is a euphemism for “trepanning.” Gruesome, outdated medical procedures can only improve “Apartment 3G,” especially after Margo learns how to use them to further bend Tommie to her will. Failing that, I hope that “I was busy having my head examined” is a euphemism for “seeing a phrenologist.” Because 19th century pseudoscience is vastly preferable to seeing Rick go on for weeks about his numerous insecurities. Also, because I’m interested in any sort of explanation for all of his weird extra facial clefts seen in the second panel.
Are all those weird little extra dots/squiggles around the bird’s posterior supposed to mean that he (the bird) plucked all those feathers off of his own butt? I’d like to think so, because then this isn’t a weird joke about a friend gluing unattractive things to another friend; it’s a really weird joke that’s akin to a man making a wig out of chest hair for his bald friend. Or, since this is a bird, it’s more a toenail necklace. I guess what I’m saying is, there’s a frightening and morbid sense of fashion in today’s “BC,” and I almost approve.
You’re a Plugger when your own family finds you so repellent that they refuse to have anything to do with your own imminent interment, forcing you to rely upon strangers for the care of your earthy remains.
April 25th, 2011 at 12:50 pm [Reply]
@Artist formerly known as Ben (#59): If anything, Liz has gone from “hard boiled” to “over easy”.
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 1:05 pm [Reply]
@Rocky Stoneaxe (#21):
4-25 More Weird Sound Effects:
Jane’s World — TUG!
Red & Rover — WINK
Dogs of C-Kennel — ZIP… SPLASH
Broom Hilda —
http://www.gocomics.com/broomhilda
Zits —
http://www.jsonline.com/comics/32402404.html?feature_id=Zits
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 1:09 pm [Reply]
@Mibbitmaker (#73): He sings the body electric!
EW.
AviatrixApril 25th, 2011 at 1:20 pm [Reply]
@bourbon babe, unbuckled (Y87): I was thinking along similar lines. The apostrophe in the English possessive is the result of a faulty reanalysis of the remnant of the original genitive case. The requirement for that ‘apostrophe before final s’ has clearly been extended in many people’s minds to include regular plurals and, horrific as it may be to contemplate, it would be oddly fascinating if the apostrophe sliced through the language like the propeller on a runaway airplane and severed our one remaining verb ending, too.
Écureuil ÉcumantApril 25th, 2011 at 1:26 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#78): It’s a Manichaean choice with which we’re faced: The Scylla of LoFo off our port bow and the Charybdis of Common Usage off to starboard. It piss’s me off.
Zombie Lee FalkApril 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#65):
For those who came in late: your map, sir.
ElkMeadowApril 25th, 2011 at 1:35 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#11):
Curtis: Either Chutney is crying crocodile tears, or we have a real mystery. It’s either the Golden Rodent or a pissed-off Diane.
Every strip last week showed a teacher in the background, watching Curtis. The hope is that the Curtis strip is either going into retirement, or there’s going to be a major change in the strip. But we’ve been fooled with hope before.
The Spectacular Spider-BrickApril 25th, 2011 at 1:37 pm [Reply]
I took a few days off reading the comics, and when I come back, I’ve actually missed several plot points in DICK TRACY?!? What has this world COME to?
Écureuil ÉcumantApril 25th, 2011 at 1:38 pm [Reply]
@ElkMeadow (#81): Yeah, howdya like that hope-y change-y thing now, huh Curtis?
Rana the Pedantic Wet BlanketApril 25th, 2011 at 1:42 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#65): Ask, and ye shall receive – several maps of Bengalla and its surrounds.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 1:42 pm [Reply]
@Zombie Lee Falk (#80): Fascinating. Now if it only showed where “Wambesi Land” is, I’d be set.
(Next to Disney Land, perhaps? Lord, let’s hope not.)
UncleJeffApril 25th, 2011 at 1:47 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#85): Goodness. You can find ANYTHING YOU WANT on the Internets.
I’m thinking Wambesi is one of those “rendition” places the CIA began usng for prisoners they didn’t want at Guantanamo.
Either that, or a luxury resort on the Nile founded by Hosni Mubarak and sublet by the Phantom for his new understanding/relationship with Chutu the Python.
April 25th, 2011 at 1:49 pm [Reply]
@Artist formerly known as Ben (#57): You sure can. I prefer His Dudeness. I should point out that my father is 70, which makes the fact that he loves The Big Lebowski that much cooler.
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 25th, 2011 at 1:53 pm [Reply]
@The Ridger (#41): Dogs and cats see color too, but not in the same way we do. They appear more faded (the colors), especially at a distance. Yes, this does put a damper on the “Oh, darn, I’m color blind” category of animal jokes, but life’s not always conveniently black and white.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 25th, 2011 at 1:54 pm [Reply]
@Anonymous (y91): I’m pleased to be of assistance, and I’m sure the Temps are too.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm [Reply]
@UncleJeff (#86): Well, IIRC the Wambesi are the tribe Chatu hails from (there was a bit in one of the previous Python storylines about what a promising youngster he was before going to the dark side and all that.) They seemed like a decent bunch, but I’m not sure where they’re located in relation to anywhere else. (Or why they would be most qualified to hold a dangerous terrorist with a highly dedicated group of followers, other than the fact that the other option is Boomsby, which you can apparently just walk into, knock out a few guards, and then make off with a maximum-security prisoner without anybody making too much of a fuss about it.)
Chip WhittleApril 25th, 2011 at 2:00 pm [Reply]
9 Chickweed Lane: Seth would like to speak as “one adult to another”, overlooking that apart from the deployment of their genitals on each other no character except the cat has been vaguely adult since the blasted unicorn came through town.
Betty: I can’t imagine something more thrilling than a week spent exploring bubble tea, unless it’s Edge City doing a week on bubble tea.
Chuckle Brothers: Finally, someone has the courage to mock modern art! Remember, kids, comic strips are too a vital and relevant medium!
Family Tree: “I got into THE college EVERYONE wants to go to! Herb and Jamaal U, here I come!”
Rose is Rose: OK, anyone want to set her up with Seth? On the other hand, think of the children.
Unstrange Phenomenon: I liked today’s strip and wanted to make sure people noticed it and read the fine print.
CanuckDownSouthApril 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm [Reply]
Luann – Can’t they all lose?
I just can’t get over “they’re *all* deserving”. Um, no. Two didn’t bother to dress up with any pageantry, one went for a clown suit that would be embarrassing even on Project Runway, Tiffany’s interview was vapid, Crystal’s was ridiculous. We didn’t hear all of Rosa’s, so although I’m not sure that communicating with her dad from the stage shows pageant poise, that omission makes her the clear front-runner.
Pseudo3DApril 25th, 2011 at 2:11 pm [Reply]
@Artist formerly known as Ben (#59): Well, I couldn’t think of a good TVTropes name to fit her.
@ElkMeadow (#81): Ah, like the time the teacher got a big bonus for some kid’s book she wrote just as she was dating some sleazy lady’s man? Curtis tried to help her, she did, and then went back to being the mean old grouch she always has been.
But there have been a number of bizarre storylines running very rapid-pace: and continuity shows that Curtis has an iPod instead of blasting music that causes his father to yell at him.
The unfortunate thing is that in the event Curtis does end, there’s no decent comic strips to replace it. If the Chron, for instance, replaces it with say, Reply All, there is no hope for this world.
PlagApril 25th, 2011 at 2:16 pm [Reply]
Josh, you’re only now beginning to worry about B.C.? This enduring strip, with it’s English-speaking Christian cavemen and cavewomen living side-by-side with creatures that predated Homo sapiens by at least 70 million years, has been an embarrassment to the scientific community for years.
Fashion PoliceApril 25th, 2011 at 2:19 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#78):
We are struck by the parallel between the increase of over-zealous apostrophication and the decline of respectable clothing. We are not prepared to draw any conclusions about the imminent fall of civilization as we know it, except to note that the times are, indeed, a-changin’.
April 25th, 2011 at 2:20 pm [Reply]
@TheDiva (#28): re Pluggers: “Send me to glory in a Glad Bag…”
Frank Lee MeidereApril 25th, 2011 at 2:34 pm [Reply]
FW: If Funky Winkerbean is going to take down a social marketing moron, this will be the first time I’ve ever enjoyed the comic. If, on the other hand, the social marketing moron turns out to be right and the business suddenly takes off, I will know that Batiuk is an ignorant dick.
Of course, I already know that, but I mean an even bigger ignorant dick.
This GuyApril 25th, 2011 at 2:49 pm [Reply]
Baldo: Dammit, you’re doing it wrong. That’s not even a pun. Start line, don sunglasses, finish with pun, cue Daltrey. It’s not rocket science.
Curtis: DeVoe? Is she related to Bell Biv DeVoe? Toppin’ the charts… gonna need a whole lotta milk-a.
GT: “Nobody’s a folk singer?” What the hell is that even supposed to mean? Did Odysseus come in and do a set of Lead Belly songs while we weren’t looking?
H&J: They talk faster than the speed of sound–unless they’re texting, in which case they type colder than room temperature.
Effluvius ErratusApril 25th, 2011 at 2:53 pm [Reply]
@Chip Whittle (#91):
Family Tree: “I got into THE college EVERYONE wants to go to! Herb and Jamaal U, here I come!”
All, good old HJU, where “Persons who engage in studies can choose from many dozens of subject matter-related educational program fields and participate in numerous outside-of-classroom activities to prepare them to be successful in likely career situations.”*
*Mission statement from their brochure
Chip WhittleApril 25th, 2011 at 2:59 pm [Reply]
2 Cows and a Chicken: The way some of those squirrels are posed I’m thinking this is the first Mark Trail After Dark.
Cul de Sac: This is why I never understood cheerleading. That and I look terrible in a skirt.
My Cage: Hey, turns out Norm went and got himself one of those Jim’s Journals. This’ll bide the time until someone invents blogs.
Reply All: So, an EGA graphics representation of a spatula is visited by an unemployed black smudge and wants fat. Have I understood the strip right?
KatyApril 25th, 2011 at 2:59 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#78): Seeing that I’m gutlevel snakebrain not-OK with flying and all, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really wish I hadn’t clicked that link. And given that I did, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY wish I hadn’t looked at the other pages.
Signed,
Ka(“my bad, totally, but I’m still under my desk with my arms around my knees”)ty
April 25th, 2011 at 3:02 pm [Reply]
@Katy (#101): On the other hand, my being not-ok with flying means I probably will never try astral travelling. So I won’t end up *quite* like your/my/our mother.
bats :[April 25th, 2011 at 3:08 pm [Reply]
@queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando (#42): why why why do you keep making me look at the abomination that is Love is…?
UncleJeffApril 25th, 2011 at 3:09 pm [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#99): HJU: School slogan: Ambapo kuwa vague ni fadhila
(“Where being vague is a virtue” – Swahili…the closed I could find to “in the Bandar tongue”)
April 25th, 2011 at 3:10 pm [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#99): Actually, that mission statement sounded pretty much like a real mission statements. Hey, do you think the guy who does Herb & Jamaal moonlights as a writer of mission statements?
ElkMeadowApril 25th, 2011 at 3:10 pm [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#93):
There have been glimmers of light, like when he met the Birdman musician, and when he put forth the extra effort on his homework about jazz (the bullies threw the backpack at the garbage truck, but the panel showed that it didn’t go in), and occasionally he’ll meet Someone Who Was There for a historical moment (the one of Barry being in the White House, having lunch with the Obama girls does NOT count). There have been so many misses, and yet the cartoonist keeps going back to the same lame plot lines over and over again. The best part of the whole strip? The barber.
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 3:20 pm [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#93):
The unfortunate thing is that in the event Curtis does end, there’s no decent comic strips to replace it.
A strip starring ‘J.J.’ would be the perfect replacement for Curtis:
http://www.laughdome.com/jimmywalker.gif
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 3:22 pm [Reply]
@bats :[ (#103): *hearts*
that is wonderful, in such a sick and rong way. :-D
Artist formerly known as BenApril 25th, 2011 at 3:26 pm [Reply]
@Artist formerly known as Ben (#57): What I know of your dad I definitely like.
JoshApril 25th, 2011 at 3:31 pm [Reply]
@Plag (#94): Oh, it’s always been troubling, but troubling in a way that I thought I understood. As with my cat, my focus is drawn when long-standing bizarre behavior is replaced by new and unexpected bizarre behavior.
Josh
But What Do I Know?April 25th, 2011 at 3:40 pm [Reply]
@Dood (#53): Reubens? They should be ordering the lembas!
Little GuyApril 25th, 2011 at 3:44 pm [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#38): DT: More like “back to”. However, if they wanted to push the Fanservice up to Eleven, there should have been a pointing box on Sunday to “Robe Shredding”.
@ElkMeadow (#81): Good pickup, but it’s a different teacher each time, unless the school has concealed cameras and recordersas part of a Early Warning Curtis Activation System.
…which may be it. How Curtis’ school can afford such a system is another issue.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 25th, 2011 at 3:45 pm [Reply]
@Old School Allie Cat (#87): Correction to @Artist formerly known as Ben (#109): It’s Old School Allie Cat’s dad that I like. I mean, mine is pretty cool too, but that was a typo.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 3:48 pm [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#99), @Frank Lee Meidere (#105): Yeah, that’s pretty much indistinguishable from the babble in the promotional materials for a number of different colleges I looked at. (But not, incidentally, the one where I actually ever learned anything useful.)
@bats :[ (#103): *projectile vomiting*
ElkMeadowApril 25th, 2011 at 4:11 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#112):
Good pickup, but it’s a different teacher each time, unless the school has concealed cameras and recorders as part of a Early Warning Curtis Activation System.
…which may be it. How Curtis’ school can afford such a system is another issue.
Two words: Teacher’s lounge. And maybe two more: Teachers text.
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 4:15 pm [Reply]
@But What Do I Know? (#111):
@Dood (#53): Reubens? They should be ordering the lembas!
On the whole, I’d rather have a Reuben:
Dick Tracy —
http://arflovers.com/images/content/05_30_06_ruben3.jpg
Kerry Drake —
http://arflovers.com/images/content/05_30_06_ruben4.jpg
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 4:19 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#114): look at the bright side, commodorejohn, the last time we saw two people in the comics in that pose, getting frisky on the counter, it was Herb and Jamaal.
DoodApril 25th, 2011 at 4:21 pm [Reply]
@But What Do I Know? (#111): Best lembas in the city. And the miruvor is first-rate.
This GuyApril 25th, 2011 at 4:24 pm [Reply]
Reply All: You know, I couldn’t articulate why, but today’s installment of MS Paint Shitstain reminds me more than usual of a Powered by The Cheat cartoon. Maybe that’s the secret to enjoying this strip: imagine The Cheat doing all the voices.
@Chip Whittle (#100): Come on, Alice’s cheers are totally apt for a soccer game. She’s a surprisingly perceptive kid.
@UncleJeff (#104): I don’t know. I rather think HJU’s motto would be either a) a giant slate of quotes from Langston Hughes or b) something the chancellor swiped from an embroidered pillow.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 4:24 pm [Reply]
@queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando (#117): Yeah, but at least we didn’t see them with their clothes off…
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 4:28 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#120): could be worse. bats :[ could have used this style of face on the little naked girl.
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 4:28 pm [Reply]
bother. this face.
Little GuyApril 25th, 2011 at 4:30 pm [Reply]
@ElkMeadow (#115):
Good pickup, but it’s a different teacher each time, unless the school has concealed cameras and recorders as part of a Early Warning Curtis Activation System.
…which may be it. How Curtis’ school can afford such a system is another issue.
Two words: Teacher’s lounge. And maybe two more: Teachers text.
By George, Occam, you’re a genius!
Little GuyApril 25th, 2011 at 4:31 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#123): … and that fits into the earlier observed pattern that Diane would be pissed. To wit:
“How dare those teachers spy on my Curtis! Don’t they have anything else to do? I’ll just go down and give them the Glower of Doom!”
yaoi huntress earthApril 25th, 2011 at 4:38 pm [Reply]
@ElkMeadow (#106): That and the church hats. Billingsly has good potential, but he wastes it at every opportunity.
greghousesgfApril 25th, 2011 at 4:39 pm [Reply]
My vote goes for Archie having a new artist. Except for Jug’s hat, all the guys are actually wearing clothes teenaged boys have worn in this century.
Baka GaijinApril 25th, 2011 at 4:43 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#123): Hey hey hey! What about the other Occam up there? That Curtis is too stupid to know how to do stealth? The idea even has the Mary Worth Imprimatur, involving none of that new-fangled evil texting or anything.
Scott BotApril 25th, 2011 at 4:44 pm [Reply]
You’re a plugger when you start getting colorful brocures offering to cremate and scatter your remains. You’re up a creek without a paddle when you realize that your wife has been ordering them without your knowledge.
NekrotzarApril 25th, 2011 at 4:58 pm [Reply]
@Old School Allie Cat (#87):
Say what you will about the Chartterstone Association Agreement, at least it’s an ethos! [*]
April 25th, 2011 at 5:01 pm [Reply]
@queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando (#122): D=
SideshowJonApril 25th, 2011 at 5:23 pm [Reply]
The residents of Hootin’ Hollar are more than happy to leave Snuffy Smiff for dead, forgetting to even take a pulse or check his breathing.
SideshowJonApril 25th, 2011 at 5:26 pm [Reply]
Beetle is not taking the break-up well.
VioletApril 25th, 2011 at 5:34 pm [Reply]
Wait a minute! It has been amply demonstrated that Liza does not love Mountview Hospital. Are we to understand that she is a mug thief along with everything else?
cheech wizardApril 25th, 2011 at 5:35 pm [Reply]
Phantom – Chatu is now a prisoner of the Wambesi, who will force him to choose between death and bunga-bunga. Or will he just be subjected to Keela-Wee?
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 5:39 pm [Reply]
@cheech wizard (#134): snoo-snoo?
Effluvius ErratusApril 25th, 2011 at 5:49 pm [Reply]
@SideshowJon (#132): Damn! Reading it through that particular lens gives that last line so much bitter sarcasm Edward Albee could have written it!
Joe BlevinsApril 25th, 2011 at 6:12 pm [Reply]
Zomby comes again in glory to be the living and the dead.
gnome de blogApril 25th, 2011 at 6:19 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#85):
The Wambesi live in Westview, Ohio. There is no escape. Chatu will be washing dishes at Montoni’s until his cancer diagnosis.
April 25th, 2011 at 6:29 pm [Reply]
@bats :[ (#103):
“Sugoi!” … I dunno … looks more like “Itai!”
Carl Barks FanApril 25th, 2011 at 6:29 pm [Reply]
ARCHIE: I agree, now that it has been suggested by several people: this is a different artist. Jughead, particularly, looks like he is conscious.
J.D. RhoadesApril 25th, 2011 at 6:32 pm [Reply]
Phantom – Chatu is now a prisoner of the Wambesi, who will force him to choose between death and bunga-bunga. Or will he just be subjected to Keela-Wee?
Keela-Wee’s where the bunga bunga happens.
Écureuil ÉcumantApril 25th, 2011 at 6:35 pm [Reply]
@Violet (#133): You know, I realize Liza’s mug is supposed to spell out the name of the Santa Royale hospital. But even when I blow it up, it looks like “Nineveh Hospital”. It’s not really the greatest idea to pilfer those guys’ mugs unless you want Moloch all up your ass.
littlestevieApril 25th, 2011 at 6:48 pm [Reply]
Not being a long time Phantom reader, I have a question. Is the Sunday strip tied in to the daily strip? It seems that in the daily strip the Python has been taken care of, while on Sunday, the Python is back up to no good. It seems like two conflicting storylines.
True FableApril 25th, 2011 at 6:52 pm [Reply]
Has anyone speculated yet that Judge Parker’s Constance is actually Dixie Julep’s sister, out for revenge against Sam for Dixie’s demise and against the Judge for making a buck off the story? If not, then consider this speckle.
Écureuil ÉcumantApril 25th, 2011 at 6:56 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#90) said:
Well, IIRC the Wambesi are the tribe Chatu hails from (there was a bit in one of the previous Python storylines about what a promising youngster he was before going to the dark side and all that.) They seemed like a decent bunch, but I’m not sure where they’re located in relation to anywhere else.
The Wambezi hail from the fourth rail stop this side of the big river. Each tribe has its own first letter and specialty. Working riverward:
Wambezi — Supplies drummers for the entire region’s coconut wireless, men renowned for their trapezoidal physique.
Xambezi — Invested their resettlement money wisely in an Internet uplink and are providing support desk services for 80% of all corporations whose names begin with “X”.
Yambezi — The regional marketplace. Not a good stop for tourists, unless you’re a raving manioc.
Zambezi — Purveyor of only the flyest crocs and skimpy leather apparel.
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 25th, 2011 at 7:06 pm [Reply]
@littlestevie (#143): The Sunday strip has separate continuity from the daily strip. That way, a paper can have one or the other without causing confusion in the readership.
Jake MorgendorfferApril 25th, 2011 at 7:19 pm [Reply]
Those seem to resemble spikes to me. Sexy feathers would actually be much less disturbing.
GregApril 25th, 2011 at 7:21 pm [Reply]
B.C.: I like how jaunty the signature is. As if Mason were saying, “Ah yes, another peerless masterpiece of utter bullshit. Check, please!”
gnome de blogApril 25th, 2011 at 7:23 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#144):
It occurred to me that Constance is Up To No Good, luring the Judge up her secret staircase, but I forgot to mention it. The current book isn’t about Dixie though – that’s the next one. Besides, it wasn’t the Judge who got Dixie done under, it was Sam.
Sam and the Judge haven’t actually been in touch with anyone at Dewey, Cheatham except Angel, who picked them up at the airport claiming to be The Terminator’s driver can’t remember her name – senior moment), and Constance. In fact, Sam and the Judge only have their word for it that whatshername’s really dead. This whole deal isn’t helping Sam’s reputation as a sharp operator. He’s looking more and more like a fish from out of town. He shoulda stuck to the shoe business.
UnclGhostApril 25th, 2011 at 7:24 pm [Reply]
Oh thank God, scrolling down the page I thought there was going to be a Pluggers/Shoe crossover.
gnome de blogApril 25th, 2011 at 7:24 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#144), @gnome de blog (#149):
You broke the story though, since I didn’t speak up.
April 25th, 2011 at 7:30 pm [Reply]
GA: Clovia must’ve missed the reverend’s cathartic Easter sermon, but she could benefit from one of his platbeatitudes: “Relief is just a swallow away”. Y’know, and swallow her anger.
VioletApril 25th, 2011 at 7:30 pm [Reply]
@Écureuil Écumant (#142):
I feel a belated sense of consternation that I didn’t even have to decipher what it said on Liza’s mug because the name of the Santa Royale hospital was so readily at my fingertips. Who was Dr. Mike Roberts’ father Lonnie’s murdered cousin? Duh, Richie. Which drunken lady broke Mary’s swans? Rita, of course. What? As with all things, I blame Josh. Before I started reading this blog my only frame of reference for Mary Worth was a couple of then-bewildering mentions on The Simpsons.
NosytApril 25th, 2011 at 7:34 pm [Reply]
S-M: Awww, Peter is still all pouty since MJ rejected his “my spider-sense isn’t the only thing that’s tingling!” line and went bed with only the comfort of his spider-man pajamas.
JessyApril 25th, 2011 at 7:35 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#11): Curtis: I did not understand the tears at all–the copious tears, I might add. Chutney is not the type to throw Curtis under the bus, and if she didn’t, a more natural reaction would be something along the lines of shocked/angry.
bats :[April 25th, 2011 at 7:56 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#144): whoa….
UncleJeffApril 25th, 2011 at 7:59 pm [Reply]
GA (from Sunday): that “gag” has been done in Lutheran sermons/church bulletins for years.
UncleJeffApril 25th, 2011 at 8:02 pm [Reply]
I think it comes from the gospel “Jokes for the John (for Pastors)”
bourbon babe, unbuckledApril 25th, 2011 at 8:26 pm [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#93):
If the Chron, for instance, replaces it with say, Reply All, there is no hope for this world.
Gah. So from now on, every canceled comic will be replaced by Reply All? Bring on the mid-May Rapture.
As consolation, here’s a little something that will suck your time and attention, using the pure power of squee: http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba
Ohmygoodness–they’re awake! Gotta go!
Geek ReduxApril 25th, 2011 at 8:33 pm [Reply]
MW“There’s reason for concern inside a patient’s room.” Well, no shit, Sherlock. It’s a $%&-ing hospital. Nobody’s there for the free rainbows and ponies.
Pseudo3DApril 25th, 2011 at 8:33 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#112): I like Artist formerly known as Ben (#54)’s suggestion about DT. Nothing explicit would be shown, but the other guy’s eyes going as wide as dinner plates would get the message across nicely.
True FableApril 25th, 2011 at 8:43 pm [Reply]
@gnome de blog (#149): But just because the book they are currently promoting isn’t about Dixie, doesn’t mean my alleged Constance Julep hasn’t been plotting against Sam who smugged by and watched Dixie die. My theory that she has it in for the Judge because he’s making money off Dixie’s death is off, but it doesn’t mean that she doesn’t see using the book tour as an entry point to Sam’s vicinity, especially since the book is about Sam and his non-seduction of a beautiful but deadly woman (“just like my sister! *sob*”). Since the book was published by Cheatam, she could easily have known who the Judge based the book on and decided to go all Dixie II on them.
She was awfully eager to help promote the book and didn’t seem bothered that Seduction Bitch died, possibly because she arranged it all.
Of course if Woody didn’t go that route, then maybe he should have.
Spotts1701April 25th, 2011 at 8:47 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#162): What’s the point? Even if it were something exciting, Sam Driver won’t actually do anything or be remotely involved in it.
Other than look smug over the fresh corpse, I mean. That he can do with aplomb…
Silhouette CrusaderApril 25th, 2011 at 9:03 pm [Reply]
I’m going to be honest, I genuinely laughed at BC. I can sympathize with a young introvert who’s unlucky in love, decked out in “fly threads” by well-meaning guys who don’t realize that I don’t share their taste in skinny, flighty women.
Esther BlodgettApril 25th, 2011 at 9:09 pm [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#161): Forgive the clumsy mashing-up, but I liked this idea. (I kept the original thought balloon because, well, it was funny.)
AviatrixApril 25th, 2011 at 9:18 pm [Reply]
@Katy (#101): Aw Katy, I never thought of that one as a flying accident, because the whole thing took place entirely on the ground. It’s just a crazy nobody-got-hurt shredded thing. But I guess an airplane that got damaged triggers airplane fears even if it was damaged by a passing elephant. I’m afraid I didn’t vet the page for other content, just linked the first site that had the pictures I wanted without a bogus explanation. I’m lucky I didn’t accidentally pick a white supremacist or porn site.
@Nekrotzar (#129): For those who came in late, could you please elaborate on the source of your slogan?
@True Fable (#144) & @gnome de blog (#149): That’s inspired! Keep going …
True FableApril 25th, 2011 at 9:32 pm [Reply]
Oh, Sam could never be accused of doing anything but look smug these days, but he is the male hero of the strip and therefore has to at least stand around and strike his occasional GQ poses.
In the past, Sam actually took part in adventures, like wandering around Aztec ruins with a priest while being hunted by bad guys and somehow getting his secretary out of a Mexican jail or some damn thing. He also went through the adventure in Judge Parker’s book where the crazy lady Teresa Delgado I think her name was, was all into smug lawyers who wore God-awful checkered jackets.
I’ve always liked Sam Driver and sure I sometimes take cheap shots at his non-action, but don’t think for a minute that Woody Wilson doesn’t listen to his readers because he does. He genuinely cares about the strip and his characters and will take suggestions and work them in if he can. Bringing the Judge back into storylines, bringing back April and Neddy, letting Sophie act her age in high school and showing a courtroom scene are just some of the suggestions he’s acted on. Since some comic writers ( coughMcEldowneycough) seem to get offended if you dare suggest something for his strip that he didn’t think of instead, Woody should be praised for responding to fans in such a positive and considerate manner. So far he hasn’t brought Cedric the Butler back but that could still happen.
Of course Randy Parker has yet to come out of the closet, and just between you and me I doubt that will ever happen. But MAN OH MAN wouldn’t it make for interesting storylines? I thought the classic (“I’ll deny you Missie!”) whisper campaign against Randy was a great plot point and would have developed into a really compelling sub-plot, but that’s up to Woody. He’s already given us so many wonderful punchlines (work it like a claw!) that Randy can stay single forever and we’ll just pretend it’s because the CIA keeps him and April apart. Sure.
KarMannApril 25th, 2011 at 9:35 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#166): On behalf of Nekrotzar, from The Big Lebowski:
“Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it’s an ethos.”
April 25th, 2011 at 9:38 pm [Reply]
@Plag (#94): BC would be less embarrassing if it had Raquel Welch and Martine Beswick. It would be much less embarrasing if the female characters had names, but I guess Johnny Hart’s version of creation didn’t include that detail. Or maybe he thought women evolved names during the Iron Age.
Sgt. StonedApril 25th, 2011 at 9:44 pm [Reply]
@Esther Blodgett (#33): Jughead is flummoxed because he was supposed to be the star of today’s strip.
True FableApril 25th, 2011 at 9:46 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#166): I’d like to see Constance take the Judge to the rooftop and contact Sam, playing some sort of wicked I’ve-got-something-of-yours game with him with the Judge on the edge of the roof. Notice where she was pissed off because the book company was going to cancel the tour? It would have meant the judge and Sam were going home, and she wouldn’t be able to get even with the man who Didn’t Keep Her Sister Alive, Crazy Though She Was. Can’t have that, so she had to push for the tour to continue and maybe, just maybe in her true Crazy Southern Girl fashion, she decided she’d better go ahead with punishing Sam in case her over-the-top promotion plans get scrapped.
As for Angel – well, Sam always did work better with a guest partner to talk to and run the exposition flag high with. Just to drag out the storyline, I wonder if maybe we’ll have scenes of the Judge sweating it out on the edge of the roof and then cut away to Sam talking his way onto the jazz club stage where he Michael Pattersons a handy saxophone to the zenith of thunderous applause. This sets the stage later for a good “I got to live my dream after all” speech to Sophie after all the threats and rooftop drama and another Julep going down in a blaze of gunfire and astonishingly overdone firepower.
Whew. Don’t get me started on Judge Parker, it’s my all-time favorite comic strip.
KarMannApril 25th, 2011 at 9:51 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#171): Now, see, in these discussions of what Constance and possibly Angel are really up to, I was assuming that part of the point was that they weren’t actually associated with Dewey & Cheatham at all. That would be why the Judge & Sam haven’t actually met (or even talked to on the phone?) a single person that they already knew before they were picked up at the airport. So, pissing off the book company would hardly be an objection, in that case.
KarMannApril 25th, 2011 at 9:53 pm [Reply]
@KarMann (#172): I should say, they haven’t talked to a single person from D&C that they knew before the airport. Sam did talk to Abbey & the girls (not Sophie & Neddy) on the phone, but she wouldn’t know if Constance & Angel are really with D&C.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 10:00 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#171): No kidding – haven’t seen a rant like that from you in a while!
And I do like the theory of Constance being a relative of Dixie’s, whether or not that’s actually how it plays out ;) Although I’m almost as enamoured of the “Constance was really ‘the Terminator’ all along” notion…
Francisco ArrowrootApril 25th, 2011 at 10:02 pm [Reply]
Y’know, before I read today’s A3-G, I’m going to back through the archives and see how the creators managed to fit in a story about God’s first face-to-face meeting with a young Paul Harvey.
AviatrixApril 25th, 2011 at 10:08 pm [Reply]
@KarMann (#168): The bit I am missing is what “ethos” has to do with the iPad. Is the operating system named ÐOS?
KarMannApril 25th, 2011 at 10:12 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#176): Ethernet Operating System?
But you only asked about the source, not how it got attached to an iPad. Regarding that, I haven’t got a clue.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:15 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#176): I think the joke was more about the reluctant settling for something you know you ought to hate. (‘Cause, you know, it’s not like it’s covertly logging your movements or anything.)
NekrotzarApril 25th, 2011 at 10:36 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#178):
That’s a pretty good guess at an explanation, but the reality was simpler (and less meaningful). Apple offered free engraving with every iPad, so you could put ‘Happy Birthday’ or something on it. So I figured I should put something on mine, since you know, the engraving is free. So I put a Lebowski quote on there, just because. Nekrotzar abides.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:36 pm [Reply]
Everyone’s getting down on Nurse Blackberry in here, but any techno-addiction she might have can easily be treated through incestuous kite-flying; and any stalking she might be guilty of will be taken care of by the Dark Gods of Vengeance.
True FableApril 25th, 2011 at 10:37 pm [Reply]
@KarMann (#173): So you’re saying that Angel and Constance are in cahoots and not even associated with Dewey Cheatham? Niiice, I like that notion too! They even have the “oh, we’ve known each other/ worked at DC&H for a long time” thing to give them credibility. Hmmm…
@commodorejohn (#174): …and I like the Constance Terminator idea too. They didn’t see the body, after all. She could have pretended to take the place of the Terminator when she was the one all along. But wasn’t it on the news? If so then somebody had to die. Hey, I say the higher the body count in Judge Parker, the better. At least Sam’s not the only one lying still and emotionless. :P
NekrotzarApril 25th, 2011 at 10:38 pm [Reply]
@Nekrotzar (#179): I also, considered, but rejected (also from TBL), ‘I can’t believe he f-ing peed on my iPad.’
True FableApril 25th, 2011 at 10:40 pm [Reply]
Gotta go to work, where they cold-bloodedly took away our Internet access and I can’t hang out here for the rest of the night and I can’t even see tomorrow’s funnies. Dammit!
At least they let me put pictures of goats on the bulletin board and keep a ninja goat at my work station. They had to give me some sort of concession :D
NekrotzarApril 25th, 2011 at 10:41 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#176): Awesome use of the Eth character, BTW.
commodorejohnApril 25th, 2011 at 10:41 pm [Reply]
@Nekrotzar (#179): Okay, I can dig that too.
@True Fable (#181): IIRC, though, hasn’t everything about the Terminator’s death been relayed to Sam and the Judge by either Angel or Constance? I could have missed something, but I think that’s the case.
doug rogersApril 25th, 2011 at 10:44 pm [Reply]
3G: Something’s up. Rick doesn’t look like all the other men in the strip.
JD RhoadesApril 25th, 2011 at 11:04 pm [Reply]
Phantom: “So that’s why you went to Wambesi land from Keela Wee…”
Uh, yeah, hon. You didn’t really buy that whole line about how he was going there to get you some clothes, did you? I mean, I’m sure the Wambesi have some lovely qualities, but their idea of high fashion is a bed sheet draped negligently around the naughty bits. Where are Clinton and Stacey from What Not to Wear when you really need them?
AviatrixApril 25th, 2011 at 11:07 pm [Reply]
@Nekrotzar (#184): Oh good, I was so proud of that joke that I had to know that at least one person got it. My favourite suggestion is, “No thanks, I don’t want anything engraved on my iPad.”
KarMannApril 25th, 2011 at 11:18 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#188): Those Old English characters were always a thorn in my side, anyway.
Black DrazonApril 25th, 2011 at 11:49 pm [Reply]
BC: You all see feathers, I see a turtle festooned with daggers. I’ll admit, I didn’t really know what was going through the bird’s head, but as I was reading BC, nothing was in mine.
Rocky StoneaxeApril 25th, 2011 at 11:55 pm [Reply]
The first appearance of Pluggers’ Andy Bear?
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhufjHO-BGRgQxr5SrioCL0L7ZjXLL49Mgs8i1phrTDAiYrIVryhWetf6-zVkwO9XNr2nn7j1ZNUA9VqsJGMyAdaWIy2o_dLpXYrCL4oJd88A1oY14cK7khuT6XEyfRclB0Dx3QyHlsVo8/s400/Bear+Hug.bmp
bats :[April 26th, 2011 at 12:17 am [Reply]
@Esther Blodgett (#165): this is great…the expression IS priceless. :D
@KarMann (#189): *snert!*
@Rocky Stoneaxe (#191): Churchill: “Herr Hitler, you rebuffed a friend of mine’s pet bear!”
NekrotzarApril 26th, 2011 at 12:18 am [Reply]
@KarMann (#189): Nice!
I recently learned that the Y in ‘Ye Olde Shoppe’ is derived from the thorn character, and therefore should be pronounced ‘th’
Victor VonApril 26th, 2011 at 12:30 am [Reply]
@Rocky Stoneaxe (#49): Rocky, them there bird teeth are terrifyin’.
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 12:44 am [Reply]
@Nekrotzar (#193): I þink it’s cool ðat our language used to have different letters, and I’m þankful ðat Iceland is looking after ðem, now ðat we have forgotten how to use ðem.
mdblancheApril 26th, 2011 at 12:56 am [Reply]
Today’s BC, in keeping with the strip’s right-wing Christian agenda, is an attempt to show the principal of intelligent design in action. Here we see that the Holy Ghost, in the form of what the artist thinks is a dove, has created an ornately plumed turtle without any need to resort to Darwin’s godless concept of sexual selection. The strip also doubles as an explanation of why the Father and the Son don’t let the Holy Ghost out much.
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 1:00 am [Reply]
Also, a wiki walk brought me to this this hilarious page of Shakespearian scholarship and passive-aggressive arguments. A sample:
I love Shakespeare’s work. He was an awsome wrighter but in Richard III he was totaly biest and one-sided.
As far as I can tell it isn’t a “best of stupid comments” page, but just a day in the life of Wikipedia editing.
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 1:08 am [Reply]
4/25 GT: Woo-hoo! Lini got the “ease up” memo!
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 1:19 am [Reply]
April 26
Marvin: A good idea. Give Marvin a vasectomy now and stop this genetic line in it’s tracks.
CanuckDownSouthApril 26th, 2011 at 1:30 am [Reply]
Ack! Nurse Liza, don’t you know never to chew Wonderland cake without swallowing? Those incomplete shrink/grow results of huge paws and teeny eyes will make completing the next Angry Birds level awfully difficult.
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 1:31 am [Reply]
Tonight, I was overly delighted by one of those wonderful coincidences that sometimes happen in one’s particular regular comics reading. Yes, Leroy is trying to peek up Constance’s dress, the dirty so-and-so!
Charlie the Bursted CarbunkleApril 26th, 2011 at 1:45 am [Reply]
Dick Tracy: Now that the first story by the new team is winding down, Dick and Jim critique it for us!
The story DID have some holes in it (did I miss a couple of strips where Lizz somehow got her Wrist Gee-Nee into her robe?) and some things were flashed over to keep the pacing up, or for concerns over violence (we are left to assume Tracy’s shot shattered the aforementioned-at-the-last-second ceramic insular casing of Thor’s Hammer, causing both The Fifth and his new buddy Weird Al Yankovic to be roasted alive), but yes, it IS a better story than Jim can cook up—or, say, some horsehockey about a giant Dick Tracy-bot fistfighting a psycho Chinese knock-off android, or that nonsense where Dick was talked into playing himself on stage in what turned out to be a death-trap so silly the Riddler wouldn’t have touched it.
I expect things will be even better next round. In the meantime, I have to start reading Spider-Man regularly now, to get my “godawful” strip fix. (At least, one I can discuss here. Woooo….)
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 1:48 am [Reply]
Hey, does Ed Power live in Australia? I assumed he was in the US, but where is there an English-speaking population that would pass through the Netherlands, Suriname, Indonesia or South Africa on the way to Canada? Or should I just look at the fact that they are doing it by car and not think too hard?
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 1:50 am [Reply]
@Charlie the Bursted Carbunkle (#202): I don’t think it’s just the whiplash effect of the transition from the old style that leads me to feel that the pacing is too quick. We didn’t have enough time to savour the situation and see what was going on before it was all over. There could have been ONE strip of no new information, just “I’m going to kill you.”
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 2:04 am [Reply]
So after a week of “shoot me or don’t shoot me” and a week and a half of punching, the Phantom took Chatu home to his mom and dad?
Mr. O'MalleyApril 26th, 2011 at 3:19 am [Reply]
@True Fable (#162): She is looking more like a killer on the loose every day.
@Aviatrix (#195): Oh, yogh!
MW: Yep, all that foreshadowing looks like it’s coming around (it doesn’t always). Is Drew going to be manly enough to “fly the kite”?
Bill ThompsonApril 26th, 2011 at 3:23 am [Reply]
S-M: Oh, no! Tinkerbelle drank the poison! Quick, clap your hands if you believe in idiots!
I’m looking forward to the scene where Martine persuades Morbius that he’s dreaming, so it’s all right for him to drink MJ’s blood. Then Spiderman appears and tries to persuade Morbius that he’s awake and about to bite a real person. At which point Martine will scoff: “Awake? What would you know about being awake, you strangely-wrapped couch potato?”
Charlie the Bursted CarbunkleApril 26th, 2011 at 3:28 am [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#204): This is true. I think they just wanted to show that the new guys weren’t going to spend three months spinning their wheels, and so a lot got lost in the rush: whatever Lizz did to alert Tracy to her situation; any build-up to the showdown between Fifth and Flyface—who had, after all, been partners for years; no sympathy for Flyface (regardless of intent, Flyface saved Lizz’s life by refusing to help kill her and buying Tracy and Ketchum a couple of minutes).
I know it’s useless to compare to the Good Ol’ Days, but when Tracy went after Flattop, it was a long-term, epic hunt that interacted with a slew of characters and their own stories, before Tracy finally caught up with the bastard. The Locher tales were usually boiled down to a bare minimum: the bad guys cooked up a plot; Tracy stumbled into the middle of it; fight; Tracy delivers a stupid joke. The Fifth/Flyface Fiasco is that same pattern, accelerated; once again, Tracy does no real investigation but rather is tipped off because one of the bad guys does something monumentally stupid.
Again, I expect things will improve vastly next story. MAN I HOPE SO. I’ve been waiting years for Locher to let it go, and my hopes are cruisin’ the stratosphere. That’s a long way down.
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 5:20 am [Reply]
4/26 Groovy Blinkerlegume: Wait… is that supposed to be Darin? It didn’t even register for me at first, he looks so different from less than two weeks ago, already. Must be the aging side-effects of the Westview time-jump vortex.
Also, it looks like he’s wearing a janitor’s coveralls, or something like that, especially with that black shirt underneath it. Maybe Frazz is moonlighting? The hair isn’t too far off. . . .
April 26th, 2011 at 5:55 am [Reply]
MT: How about “Just don’t get shot in the head”?
9CL: Am I getting this story straight? This girl, Fernanda, comes on to a hot guy she knows is gay, and then she gets offended when he turns her down? Man, if I were a hot, gay guy reading this strip I think I would be offended.
B.C: Am I getting this story straight? The old turtle is sexually attracted to an underaged turtle, and only stays away from her out of fear of getting arrested? Hey, I think I’m offended, and I’m not even a turtle.
S-M: I’d never think that Mary-Jane would stoop to napping around – if Peter ever finds out he’ll be devestated. On the other hand he might be interested in a Ménage à trois with the hot blonde, or maybe even a kinky four-way with Morbius himself. Tune in same time tomorrow for your daily dose of hot hot sleeping action!
Momma: …and goodbye sex life.
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 6:05 am [Reply]
@Push Trot (#210) on 9CL: Oh, it’s much, much worse than that. Let me just re-arrange your mostly accurate phrasing a bit:
“This girl, Fernanda, comes on to a hot guy she knows is gay, they hook up and hands are seen, and then she gets offended when he kicks her to the curb the next day.”
April 26th, 2011 at 6:41 am [Reply]
@True Fable (#144): I speculated that Constance was luring ex-Judge Parker to his death, working to separate him and Sam, but that was mostly through a desire to escape the tedium of the story.
‘bean: I, for one, am not impressed by simply having another character smirk as a signal that, had there been a gag, this is where it would have occurred.
Gil: Lini’s been spending too much time reading the minutes of the budget subcommittee.
Up on the Roof: But now, I think I may have been inadvertently right. Alan Parker’s going to be a hit on Broadway!
One Big Advertisement: Yeah, but does it have depictions of hand-sex with Nazis? I thought not.
Little GuyApril 26th, 2011 at 7:21 am [Reply]
Lio delves into Oedipal kinkiness.
JP: “Yes, just lean riiiiiiiiight over the edge and look at all the people below? They look like ants, don’t they? Let me help you look….”
Luann: Sure ain’t the readers.
9CL: Can we stir up some cockpit trouble and tell certain people that McE has gone Jonny Hart for the past week or so?
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 7:31 am [Reply]
@Little Guy (#213) on JP: If Constance wants to do the leaning over herself, I’m OK with that.
ArchieNemesisApril 26th, 2011 at 7:42 am [Reply]
Mark today on your calendars as the day when not a single comic strip managed to pull off a simple joke.
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 7:51 am [Reply]
@ArchieNemesis (#215): Actually, I thought Cow & Boy today was pretty good. Possibly even better than the similar Spaceballs bit, allowing for squeezing it into four panels.
gleebApril 26th, 2011 at 7:58 am [Reply]
@gleeb (#212): Re:’bean, when I say “another character”, I mean other than Creepy Les Moore.
ArchieNemesisApril 26th, 2011 at 8:04 am [Reply]
@KarMann (#216): Thanks for Cow & Boy, that was actually funny. Maybe I should just give up on the oldtime strips because they’re not even trying anymore.
AhClemApril 26th, 2011 at 8:19 am [Reply]
If Marvin’s dad is about to perform surgery using a pair of blunt kindergarten scissors and a copy of “Circumcision For Dummies,” I will take back everything bad I ever said about this strip.
One-Eyed WolfdogApril 26th, 2011 at 8:25 am [Reply]
FC: “Actually they’re redirected to this Gopher server I set up, where they can see our menu! HA! IT IS A TEXT MENU! FOR A RESTAURANT! SMIRKDANCE! DA NA NA NA!
John B.April 26th, 2011 at 1:01 pm [Reply]
You had your “head” examined?? But that’s my job, big boy!
EmilyApril 26th, 2011 at 2:36 pm [Reply]
You know… I’m actually sort of excited to see a female character who isn’t focused on her career ENOUGH…
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Pluggers, 4/26/11
“Recession” — pluggers hear that word on the TV news or talk radio, sometimes. Seems like it has something to do with the fact that there aren’t any good jobs around here, they guess, not that there were any good jobs for years before the news people started saying the word so much. Anyway, there’s something about the word — or maybe it’s just the way people say it — that makes pluggers think about their own lives, and how none of it worked out the way they should have. “Recession” rolls through their heads every morning, as they stand in their crappy little bathroom and stare into their dingy little mirror and think about how they had hoped not to live in this town anymore by the time they grew up but they still do and every time they see one of the laughing morons they went to high school with at the 7 Eleven or the Arby’s or whatever they die a little inside. They think about how the people on the radio said that they should be grateful for their shitty job, because of the recession, but really they’d be pretty happy if they got to work and found that the place had burned to the ground, or even that they had been just been fired for no good reason. Their little ritual in front of that dingy mirror gets a little bit longer every day. Those radio people will stop talking about the recession someday, but pluggers will keep staring into the mirror and thinking all these terrible things, every day, until they die.
(Wait, this is some joke involving “recession” and “receding,” about the dog-man’s baldness? Ha ha, come on, pluggers don’t know any of the parts of speech of Latin verbs!)
Dick Tracy, 4/26/11
How I’m interpreting Special Officer Pencil Mustache’s comments in the first couple panels here: “Dick, based on your bizarre story and your well-known penchant for brutality, I’m going to guess that you just summarily executed Flyface and the Fifth, but acknowledging that would lead to a lot of paperwork for me, so, eh.”
Mary Worth, 4/26/11
Oh, boy, it turns out the “Dawn is a technology addict” plot didn’t end abruptly — it didn’t end at all! Instead, Mary Worth is tackling its most ambitious project yet: a sprawling, multi-character arc all based around the theme that technology is the Devil’s work. Liza, your patient could have died while you were playing Scrabulous on your unusually large smartphone! I can’t wait until Wilbur is called in to implement kite-based therapy.
Momma, 4/26/11
Has anyone ever wanted to see a real bedroom love scene in Momma? No? Well, too bad, this happened anyway.
This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 26, 2011 at 08:28 am and is filed under Dick Tracy, Mary Worth, Momma, Pluggers. | 240 responses to “” PatrickApril 26th, 2011 at 8:33 am [Reply]
Liza is obviously flooding Facebook with iPhone photos of her half-eaten cafeteria sponge.
KansatticaApril 26th, 2011 at 8:36 am [Reply]
Momma: What kind of bedroom has a window that close to the floor? With drapes and everything? And is apparently left open for anyone who wants to walk by during lovemaking?
agonyApril 26th, 2011 at 8:38 am [Reply]
momma – is this before or after the bj? Because there is no way those two are side by side in that tiny bed.
S. StoutApril 26th, 2011 at 8:39 am [Reply]
Luann: Gunther is somehow playing the role of Stereotypical Gay Man™ while lusting over a horribly selfish female. There should be an award for that instead.
Momma: Well, they didn’t put Momma in the bed with them, so maybe this strip is finally making efforts to get back to civilized society.
Renee JApril 26th, 2011 at 8:40 am [Reply]
@Kansattica (#2):
Maybe Momma’s on a ladder, which makes it extra creepy.
skeltometerApril 26th, 2011 at 8:40 am [Reply]
Ease up on that huge smartphone. Liza will use the miracle cure app she got for 99 cents and save the patient and get the hunky Dr.
NekrotzarApril 26th, 2011 at 8:42 am [Reply]
Momma: Right, and you can thank me for how well I trained him to perform cunnili — no! delete! delete! undo! too late!!!
Terry in MarylandApril 26th, 2011 at 8:44 am [Reply]
Phantom: The Wambesi appear to have imprisoned The Python in the aviary at the local zoo.
Rocky StoneaxeApril 26th, 2011 at 8:44 am [Reply]
Molly & the Bear — It’s not easy being an electric eel:
http://www.gocomics.com/mollyandthebear
The Dinette Set — “We’ve switched his coffee nuts with new Folger’s Crystals Ex-Lax. Let’s see if he notices.”
http://comics.com/the_dinette_set/
Mardou FoxApril 26th, 2011 at 8:45 am [Reply]
@agony (#3):
From the look on Mr. Momma’s face, I’d say it’s after.
New creepy thought: Does he have that satisfied look on his face because he knows Momma is there?
Rocky StoneaxeApril 26th, 2011 at 8:46 am [Reply]
4-26 Weird Sound Effects:
Beetle Bailey — BUMP
Baby Blues — THUMP!
Piranha Club — SPLORT
Rose is Rose — BEEP BOP BOP
Drabble — PICK PICK CLAW SHRED
Todd the Dinosaur —
http://www.jsonline.com/comics/32402404.html?feature_id=Todd&feature_date=2011-04-26
Effluvius ErratusApril 26th, 2011 at 8:47 am [Reply]
Christ, Josh! You really captured what it’s like to spend your life in York, PA.
Archie: Was Archie’s mom always so hot, or is it the new artist?
FC: I don’t know why, but I find Daddy Keane very menacing in today’s panel.
MT: I love how Mark recoils every time Cherry kisses him, as if he’s thinking, “Ugh! Are these homo sapiens ever *not* in heat? And again with the lip-smooshing! You don’t see the other apes doing that—they’ve got dignity! “
FlummoxicatedApril 26th, 2011 at 8:48 am [Reply]
It’s hard to look away from Liza’s horrible shrinking face disorder, but her freakish forearm is also an attention-getter.
Mardou FoxApril 26th, 2011 at 8:48 am [Reply]
Whoa, I just realized that Ziggy is a Plugger. Maybe he’s the missing link between Pluggers and people?
Government CheeseApril 26th, 2011 at 8:50 am [Reply]
MW: You mean Nurse Liza is goofing off on the job with electronics? NO – that would never happen! Technology is for the devil! (eats salmon square)
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 26th, 2011 at 8:52 am [Reply]
Lio: ouch.
R&R: *gigglefit* d’awwww.
rMC: I like this one.
JP: the “J” stands for “Jut” today. yowzers!
MT: a beaver, with wood in it’s mouth. In any other strip, it would be subtext. With Mark and Cherry, it’s just a foreground animal.
OBH: now THAT is how you shill your book! take notes, Brook.
Zits: “starting” is the word, alright.
standard snarpologies, and HA! on dodging post-jumpage!
HibbletonApril 26th, 2011 at 8:55 am [Reply]
Even the gods must hate Momma. There looks to be some kind of celestial dagger about to hit her in the neck.
JohnnycakesApril 26th, 2011 at 8:55 am [Reply]
Pluggers – This was an excerpt from the suicide note of Ed Van Wicklen, Sr. Right?
Binder's Butter BeansApril 26th, 2011 at 8:56 am [Reply]
Dear God. I may never have sex again, for fear that my mother-in-law will climb in through the bedroom window during the act itself to tell me what a great mother she is. Thanks to “Momma” for making me consider that possibility! I mean seriously! Thanks loads.
CarterApril 26th, 2011 at 8:58 am [Reply]
Momma has finally had its intended effect on me. I want to scream to the gods and stab out my eyes with a brooch-pin.
nescioApril 26th, 2011 at 8:59 am [Reply]
Crock: Since Preppie is walking away, he means take a look at his ass.
Marvin: I’m really hoping this is a continuation from yesterday, and not his circumcision.
MT: No messing around with strange beaver in the woods like you did in the ocean.
OneBigHappy: Um, Rick, no one cares.
Zits: I remember this joke from the Roseanne pilot.
FafMorApril 26th, 2011 at 8:59 am [Reply]
I’ve got to admire Dick Tracy’s newfound efficiency – killing off three criminals in about 2 weeks or so. The old Dick would have dragged that out for a year or more. Only downside is within a short period of time, the only folks left in Gotham will be Dick, Batman and Superman.
Doctor HandsomeApril 26th, 2011 at 8:59 am [Reply]
Haha! Okay, fess up, fuckers: Which one of you is behind today’s Pluggers? Kudos on making them depict the nonsensical concept of male-pattern baldness among anthropomorphic dogs, but you gave yourself away with your pseudonym. If “Ed Van Wicklen, Sr. of York, Pennsylvania,” isn’t a Comics Curmudgeon reader’s fake Plugger name, I’ll eat my hat.
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 26th, 2011 at 9:00 am [Reply]
3G – It was quite painful when Rick fell down the stairs and spent the evening in the emergency room. You should have seen his face. It looked pretty much exactly like it does right here.
Archie – The paleolithic TV and remote lend credence to the retro theory of where this batch of strips comes from. The hand lettering lends even more. I went to the blog at the Archie website to see if it said anything, but the most recent entry there is all about Kevin, the new gay character.
Dick – “By the way, Jim, a piece of advice. Stay OUT of Lost Forest!”
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 26th, 2011 at 9:00 am [Reply]
Luann – Gunther’s finally found the place he was born for — the place he truly belongs: Weenie World.
Marmaduke – “Don’t Hobart that weed, Marmaduke!”
Mary – Why does Father have a fever? Must be because the nurse wasn’t there! And why wasn’t the nurse there? Because they’re making Junior Jumble too darn hard, that’s why!
1 – Funny self-advertising today. Read it quick, before Uncle “Spamkiller” Lumpy pulls it from the Chron page!
Sweet Sassy MolassyApril 26th, 2011 at 9:02 am [Reply]
Your Plugger commentary hit way too close to home. I’m only 28 but everything you wrote applies to my life. Oh my god. Am I … am I a plugger? I don’t think I could handle that right now. Not with Shelia gone and the bills piling up. I ate a TV dinner the other day. Do they even make those anymore? They must, because my fridge was magically full of them when I got home. I wept softly while I watched CBS for 4 hours before going to bed at 8:30.
LoFoMoFoApril 26th, 2011 at 9:03 am [Reply]
JP: Constance is doing her best impression of the front grill of a ‘58 Cadillac.
NekrotzarApril 26th, 2011 at 9:03 am [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#12): You really captured what it’s like to spend your life in York, PA.
You’re a plugger if every morning you say to yourself, “At least I don’t live in Towanda.”
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 26th, 2011 at 9:03 am [Reply]
Phantom – Okay, I get why Python’s in a cage, but why is that tree all tied up? Was it a very naughty tree?
Spider-Man – In a few hours, MJ will wake up in Dr. Morbius’s waiting room with a stack of hideously outdated magazines! NOOOOOO!
@Charlie the Bursted Carbunkle (#y202): Lizz had an old-school wrist radio. I don’t think she got to take it with her, but by then Dick and Sam had probably heard Fifth say where they were going and could rush to get there. Perhaps Dick prefers to let the world believe the device simply didn’t work so that nobody else would try and steal it. Ha ha! I’m overthinking this. Dick just thinks with his trigger finger.
@Mardou Fox (#14): Actually, Ziggy is the underachieving link between the Pillsbury Doughboy and Bibendum, the Michelin Man. (We will not speak of this again.)
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 9:03 am [Reply]
Ok, Contstance and Judge Parker up on the roof better involve either attempted murder or sex, because otherwise I’m gonna lose interest in this story very quickly.
Oh, who am I kidding? They could have a week of strips with Constance reading the phone book, and as long as she was wearing that dress, I’d still read the damned thing…
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 9:13 am [Reply]
MW: Good lord, everybody on the floor is getting the wrong meds because Liza is busy watching porn on her iPhone.
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 9:16 am [Reply]
@Mark B (#31): Either that or she’s searching imdb.com for more lines from 90s movies that she can use on her next date with Drew.
Chyron HRApril 26th, 2011 at 9:18 am [Reply]
DT – “Well, the story has holes in it, but God knows it was better than that one where the ringmaster shouted ‘IT HAPPENED’ for three weeks straight.”
Lio – Take THAT, unsuccessful movie! Next up: Heart of the City really sticks it to “Delgo”.
MW – “Your father had a fever, but we’ve managed to bring it down.” “What caused it?” “Angry Birds flu.”
JP – Maybe Constance is actually Theresa Delgado, the murdering set of boobs with a woman (probably) attached, and she’s out for revenge! Ha ha, nooooo, she just took da Judge up on the roof to talk about her womanly problems of girlitude or something. New storyline abruptly begins next Monday.
exapnoApril 26th, 2011 at 9:19 am [Reply]
Luann Drum roll please……
Luann II Anyone notice what had to be Gunther’s mom looking up at him with unfettered adoration? Plus, with no apparent father nearby…ALMOST makes one want to feel sorry for the poor schnook….
DoodApril 26th, 2011 at 9:19 am [Reply]
In the plugger mob, is it common for warring factions to send the traditional message that one sleeps with the chickens?
DoodApril 26th, 2011 at 9:22 am [Reply]
Judge Parker: It’s clear that the beacons of Con-dor are lit. Will Hoboken send aid?
JessyApril 26th, 2011 at 9:22 am [Reply]
MW: Okay, Liza may be catching up on a week’s worth of “Cute Overload” in the cafeteria, but what’s up with the nurse who is actually in the patient’s room? They don’t have charts in that hospital? And excuse me, but if you are standing over a patient’s bed with your stethoscope draped around your neck and your green scrubs on, I believe YOU are the nurse on duty, Sweetie.
Maggie the CatApril 26th, 2011 at 9:28 am [Reply]
Not only is Liza letting a patient slip into the great unknown while playing Angry Birds, she’s also neglecting her lunch. Her stick of butter forlornly waits to be finished.
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 26th, 2011 at 9:28 am [Reply]
This reminds me of a favorite Far Side.
Ferret!
sugar gliders.
Parrothead corgi.
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 9:34 am [Reply]
MW – Of course this nurse doesn’t have any information on this patient – it’s a little difficult to accurately diagnose a problem when the only equipment in your patient’s room is two IV stands and a cash register.
ChipApril 26th, 2011 at 9:35 am [Reply]
MW: “What caused his fever?” “I don’t know, let’s ask the nurse on duty” replies a nurse who is on duty.
pugfugglyApril 26th, 2011 at 9:40 am [Reply]
Pluggers confuse me. What exactly is receding/recessing? Isn’t his whole body covered with fur? Are his ears moving to the back of his head….?
MW: Silly Josh, this new plot isn’t about the evils of technology addiction. It’s a sprawling, multi-character sci-fi plot about an obsessed women who controls an army of android nurses remotely from her Iphone.
Drew can run, but he’ll never hide from the horrors of the …NURSES!… ON!… DUTY!!! /ba-ba-BWAAAAAAAAAAA/
MT: It’s becoming clear that Cherry doesn’t believe a word of Mark’s stories anymore.
“….so then I escaped the drug lords, flew home, and here I am!”
“Sure Mark. Was she pretty?”
“Uh…yes, I suppose so…Anyhow, Now I have to look for my lost friend in the mountains”
“Whatever. Just don’t get lost, like the last time you went on an ‘adventure’”
Momma: I think that on a list of horrible comic-strip themed porn flics I would never EVER want to see made, Momma would rank quite high. Not quite as harsh as the obese furry fetishists of Pluggers, or the the horrors of a septuagenarian diner orgy a la Crankshaft, but yeah, it’s up there….
ChipApril 26th, 2011 at 9:42 am [Reply]
DT: Let’s summarize:
Dick sneaks in to the warehouse and sees the imminent violence.
“No time for a warning shot!” he thinks.
THEN he yells “Drop the weapon!” At which time Fifth fires the thing at Lizz and is killed by the weapon malfunctioning and electrocuting him and his associate! All as Dick stands there and watches! Way to go, Dick! Now that the REAL Chief is back, we don’t need her anyway!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:48 am [Reply]
Parrothead Corgi, now with caption.
Esther BlodgettApril 26th, 2011 at 9:50 am [Reply]
OBH: Needs more Detorie in a low-cut dress.
FW: Someone is awfully proud of the half-day course in social media marketing he took last month, isn’t he?
MT: A drawing of a big, hairy beaver munching on a stick. A drawing of Cherry kissing Mark full on the mouth. One of these is smutty filth. Wait, I’m still trying to decide…
PBS: Pig totally has the right idea. (And since when is Rat the superego here?)
Doctor HandsomeApril 26th, 2011 at 9:51 am [Reply]
Who gives a shit about this no-name gomer and his stupid fever when that crazy fucking nurse is releasing General Zod from the Phantom Zone?!
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 9:57 am [Reply]
Archie – Ok, Mrs. Andrews ain’t a Hot Hallway Chick, but she’ll definately do for now.
GT – Aunt Tracee wants you! (and where the hell did Kayla go?)
MT – Asking Mark not to get lost in the woods is a little like asking someone on Funky Winkerbean not to smirk.
Pluggers – Since this is a Plugger, maybe he’s worried about mange.
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 9:57 am [Reply]
@Chip (#43): Maybe it’s just me, but when the FBI statement said there were holes in the story, it sounded like Mike Curtis was admitting he didn’t really explain what happened. I’m still not clear on whether Tracy shot his gun or Thor’s Hammer malfunctioned on its own. One panel, two baddies gone*, and move on to the next story. We’ve gone from a writer who had nothing happen for months, to one where stuff flies past so quickly you don’t even know what happened. Are you a Plugger if you think the plot in Dick Tracy is moving too quickly?
*One of the other baddies was disposed of in the previous day’s offering.
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 9:58 am [Reply]
@Mark B (#48): And I really ought to use preview, but I’ll just let that one stand with the grammar errors and all.
CrankyApril 26th, 2011 at 10:09 am [Reply]
When did Momma start doing the Cathy “point and declare” thing?
HairheadApril 26th, 2011 at 10:09 am [Reply]
Luann –
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
CRASH
*headfloor*
*headfloor*
*headfloor*
*headfloor*
April 26th, 2011 at 10:12 am [Reply]
I’m sure it’s been mentioned before, but Pencil Mustache Guy in Dick Tracy looks like how Lini would look in 15 years.
Tom AllenApril 26th, 2011 at 10:15 am [Reply]
“Thank goodness! What caused it?”
“Um. Angry Birds, apparently.”
UncleJeffApril 26th, 2011 at 10:15 am [Reply]
Love Is….: What is that thing those two are wearing — a freakishly large sweater or maybe a symbolic condom wrapper for the author’s message about ‘unprotected sex’ between two underage kids?
UncleJeffApril 26th, 2011 at 10:18 am [Reply]
We need Lizz to occasionally appear semi-naked because she is the new sexual interest in “Dick Tracy” (I mean, Tess Trueheart Tracy has got to be about 80 by now? BTW: have we seen Tess? We’ve seen Junior done by the new team.)
Effluvius ErratusApril 26th, 2011 at 10:25 am [Reply]
@Cranky (#50): Was Irving’s last name Hobbes?
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 10:26 am [Reply]
@UncleJeff (#55): Tess appeared in the very first day of Curtis and Stanton. Haven’t seen her since, as far as I know.
Jesse RApril 26th, 2011 at 10:26 am [Reply]
I’m hoping that Dr. Drew and Liza do start a relationship and that it involves lots of vigorous crazy-person start-of-relationship sex. Yes, it will be a bad idea, but it would be nice for Mary Worth to demonstrate the reality that while crazy clingy relationships may want to make a person drive off a cliff, such relationships can still make for one hell of a fun ride.
RadarApril 26th, 2011 at 10:27 am [Reply]
A fever, huh? Yes, Liza elicited a pyrogenic response by, um, neglecting her patient! Yeah! And, um, by, um, infecting him with, um, a technology virus! Yeah, that’s it! And that’s why you should never cheat on another woman’s husband.
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 10:27 am [Reply]
OBH: DETORIE! YOU, TOO?!! I might’ve expected this from McEldowney (or didn’t till fairly recently), but…..!!!!!!
Pluggers: Pluggers
One Big Happy: Plugging
9CL: (see above)
April 26th, 2011 at 10:28 am [Reply]
best Plugger post ever! That was beautiful!
Pseudo3DApril 26th, 2011 at 10:30 am [Reply]
Spider-Man – Look at how Mrs. Morbius is leaning over her, smirking. I’m hoping Mary Jane will wake up as a vampire the next time we see her.
9CL – Civil? After all what you’ve done, you demand civility?
Marvin – @nescio (#21): Hey, I didn’t see yesterday’s comic, and I thought he was being circumcised too. Or castrated.
@Chip (#43): Sort of. Here’s what happened.
April 21 – Flyface prepares to leave.
April 22 – BOOM! Tracy and Sam look in and find Flyface’s corpse lying on the ground. They sneak in.
April 23 – Tracy contacts Liz who is sitting nearby. Fifth and Ponytail Dude, having killed Flyface, attempt to do Liz in next. Tracy fires a shot at the duo.
April 24 – We all know the Sunday ones interrupt the flow of the previous story and often contradict details. The first blow with the “gun melting” is Flyface being incinerated. Fifth and Ponytail Dude “notice two guns at the door” and attempt to fire at THEM instead of Liz. Tracy bursts in and cries “Drop the Weapon!” to which Fifth says “I don’t think so”. This also contradicts details because on April 23, Tracy and Sam had already gone inside.
April 25 – The shot presumably fires at Thor’s Hammer, blowing it up. Notice (color comics only) Fifth’s blue hat coming out of the top of the explosion.
April 26 – Liz is alright and borrows Tracy’s trenchcoat. Sam comes out of his hiding place to examine the destruction.
April 27 – When telling the story to Pencil Thin Mustache Guy, Tracy leaves out a few details.
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 10:34 am [Reply]
Momma: OMILORD!! MOTHER HOBBS!! Man, even Lucille Bluth wouldn’t do THAT!
….Would she?
9CL: Solange should leave these idiots and start her own strip. Meanwhile, 9CL can change its name to The Unlikables, in honor of the ENTIRE CAST!
Blondie: Bad lesson: Surliness works!
TheDivaApril 26th, 2011 at 10:36 am [Reply]
DT: I’m not sure how I feel about this new efficient Dick Tracy. I mean sure, the bad guys were dispatched with quickly and effectively, but where’s the comfort of the endlessly repeated dialogue? The simple yet loving rendition of a stubby baby hand improbably clutching a gun? Where’s the love?
Momma: Oh God, she’s the mother from Love You Forever! That REALLY makes that book creepy!
MW: Until and unless it is revealed that Liza is taking more than her allotted share of break time, I don’t see what the problem is. If she wants to spend her free time noshing on a sponge and searching IMDb for more quotes to seduce Dr. Drew with, that’s her decision.
Pluggers wonder how they can blame the guv’mint for their male pattern baldness.
FW: The residents of Funkytown no longer recognize humor when they hear it. Which is okay because they’ve forgotten how to tell jokes as well.
Luann: Thank you, Knute.
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 10:40 am [Reply]
Marvin: (noting above comments) Home circumcision kit.
Luann: The end is off to a bad start.
MT: ‘Operation: How Dare He Find Peace And Quiet In Nature’ is a go…
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 10:42 am [Reply]
@Pseudo3D (#62): Well, presumably, on April 23 he fires a gun, but we never see the gun go off and neither is there a sound effect [bang! or whatnot]. On April 25, he cries out a warning, which led me to believe he hadn’t actually fired yet, yet Thor’s Hammer blows up. This is leaving aside the confusing action in the Sunday strip which contradicted several details on Saturday and Monday. I think the art is terriffic, and I like each day’s strip immensely, but the story arc seems to be confusing and contradictory. Maybe I’m expecting too much. Stilll a big upgrade over the Locher era.
MustangApril 26th, 2011 at 10:43 am [Reply]
MW – Josh, my office mate just got one of the newish bargain-priced Kindles. It’s about that size. As a matter of fact, I’d be very surprised if Liza ISN’T reading Cosmoesque “How to drive your man wild in bed” articles pretty much 24-7.
jayjaybearApril 26th, 2011 at 10:51 am [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#12):
>Archie: Was Archie’s mom always so hot, or is it the new artist?
I wondered that, too. I seem to remember her being quite a bit more matronly.
The Ghost of JarrodApril 26th, 2011 at 10:53 am [Reply]
@TheDiva (#64):
Oh, come now. There are great jokes in Westview! Like this one:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cancer.
Or this one!
A priest, a rabbi, and the Dalai Lama walk into the bar. They all get cancer and die. The end.
Or this one!
Remember that time they told Lisa she didn’t have breast cancer, but she actually did?
See? Hilarious!
Gloom RaiderApril 26th, 2011 at 10:56 am [Reply]
A3G: I guess it had to happen: Tommie seems to be the only roommate who hasn’t had a significant other die horribly in the past few years. I look forward to Rick romancing her, then accidentally plunging off a skyscraper on their second date.
Phred22April 26th, 2011 at 10:59 am [Reply]
JP: Months ago we saw Randy with what looked like Chekhov’s Gun (Once introduced, the audience will be disappointed if said gun isn’t used). Since then we have been disappointed. Now Constance and the Judge are approaching what looks like Chekhov’s Roof Ledge. If one of these two doesn’t wind up either falling to their death or at least dangling from the drainpipe in the next three weeks, I will feel frustrated. Especially if we go back to Sophie and her high school crush.
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 10:59 am [Reply]
MW: The War on Technology never ends!!!
Phantom: “…that way, we can contrive a return of the scoundrel if a storyline needs it. It’s called “a cheat” in the Bandar tongue.”
Popeye: …..copyright reasons……
Ed Lee: Stop being clever!
– What am I saying?!!
April 26th, 2011 at 11:05 am [Reply]
Apartment 3-G: “I fell down the stairs, Dan, and spent the evening in the emergency room.” “Are you okay, Rick?” “Yeah! I was texting this nurse at the time, and she was just…so…so…bland!” “You think you’ve seen bland? There’s someone I want you to meet.”
Baby Blues: I haven’t read it yet today, but I’m assuming this is the same dialogue as in Over The Hedge.
Beetle Bailey: Sarge reacts to the breakup with desperate flings but finds it just doesn’t work. When are he and Beetle getting back together, anyway?
Dick Tracy: I’m just glad that Zombie Lee Falk accepts whatever the resolution of that story was, even if he’s way out of his proper outfit.
Dennis the Menace: He’s not menacing so much for being muddy as by pouring the mud on his head suggesting that he has some motor control disorder. He’s scaring Margaret into thinking there’s lead chips around.
Edge City: “Are you doing anything to promote yourself? Like, what if you made an agonizing session of strained YouTube videos and then somehow accidentally uploaded one of you goofing around in place of the one you already uploaded and got kajillions of clients pouring out of the woodwork? Have you tried that?”
Gasoline Alley: Oh, now, if this weren’t sad enough trying to grab onto the imaginary wave of Green Hornet fandom four months after anyone might possibly care just propels this into Plugger territory.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 26th, 2011 at 11:05 am [Reply]
Pluggers: Have mange.
DT: I’m still having trouble processing a Tracy storyline that moves so quickly and doesn’t last for several months. Maybe there’s another twist coming where it was all a plot by Jim, who’s actually Walt Disney’s evil clone. But Locher never needed “twists” or “interesting things happening” to pad it out.
MW: Somehow it looks like Moy is going to put Drew in the middle, so that he has to choose between doing the right thing and protecting his girl. Of course both the job and Liza are time-killing hobbies, but he’ll have to at least pretend to be horribly conflicted.
Momma: Momma takes a proactive stance in encouraging grandchildren. “Enough foreplay! Get to the fucking!”
Ziggy: Rejected by a Tea Party newsletter for being too blatant.
WofI: I’m just noticing now that Bung is shorter than all the other characters except the king. The makers of the strip are to be congratulated for this touch of realism, as court jesters often had dwarfism. Of course I’m giving kudos to a decision that was made half a century ago, but you take what you can get.
BB: Oooh, burn! Of course if I were Sarge I’d probably drop one of those bricks I was carrying on Peachfuzz’s foot.
FW: This is going to work beautifully. “Hey hon, the Montoni’s website detected malicious software on our computer. But don’t worry, it’s downloading something to remove it.”
Popeye: “I has becomes death, deskroyer of worlds.”
PBS: Pig in a blanket? That can’t be kosher.
Phantom: “Or until we need him for a sequel. Whichever comes first.”
OBH: Come on, Detorie. You’re not McEldowney. You’re better than this.
GT: “Because you’re…”
“Exactly. I’m a Catholic. You’re Presbyterian. It would never work out.”
6C: Shouldn’t have read Mary Worth before bedtime.
S-M: “Heehee, where did I put my lipstick? I have an urge to draw a dick on someone’s forehead.”
BC: This one goes out to all you would-be statutory rapists out there. The good people of BC understand.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 26th, 2011 at 11:08 am [Reply]
A3G So Tommie’s new love interest is a domestic violence victim? Good luck introducing him to Margo.
RobGlass217April 26th, 2011 at 11:09 am [Reply]
Maybe when the police inevitably track down Liza for criminal negligence and she goes on the run, they’ll find her via her Foursquare check-ins.
Effluvius ErratusApril 26th, 2011 at 11:18 am [Reply]
A3G: I don’t see any casts, crutches, bumps or bruises, so I’m going to assume Rick was concussed. Are we sure he’s not supposed to be Lu Ann’s love interest?
Oh, and Gloom Raider (#70), I think you’re right, except that it’s Dan Diller who’s gonna romance her and suffer a fatal heart attack in medias coitum, pinning Tommie atop Aunt Iris’s grand piano for 16 hours.
pugfugglyApril 26th, 2011 at 11:18 am [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69):
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
They are both harbingers of cancer.
What’s black and white and red all over?
The malignant tumor that’s threatening your life.
Who’s on first?
Non-one, both teams had to cancel on account of cancer-related deaths.
…so the talent agent stops him and says “That’s absolutely disgusting! What do you call an act like that??”
The man replies : “The aristo..” and then falls over dead from cancer of the lungs, liver and eye…
April 26th, 2011 at 11:20 am [Reply]
@RobGlass217 (#76): She’s the Mayor of the Bum Boat!
pugfugglyApril 26th, 2011 at 11:23 am [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#77):
I think you’re right, except that it’s Dan Diller who’s gonna romance her and suffer a fatal heart attack in medias coitum, pinning Tommie atop Aunt Iris’s grand piano for 16 hours.
And with that sentence, A3G just made my list…
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 11:24 am [Reply]
JP: This leads to two theories:
1) Constance is Jackie Thornton, the “death” was a hoax, and she’s about to seduce the married ex-judge to the beautiful scenery
~or~
2) Constance killed Jackie, and is about to dump the ex-judge off the ledge, Constance being a serial killer.
2a) Bonus points if she also tries to kill Veronica Mars’s dad on an airplane by remote control (unsuccessfully, of course).
Alan's AddictionApril 26th, 2011 at 11:26 am [Reply]
That’s only half of the truth in today’s “Pluggers;” the rest of it should read, “Despite this, pluggers never give up the hope that a permanent, effective solution exists for baldness (or “recession,” as it’s euphemized by those too embarrassed to say it in the store); this makes them prey to all sorts of ludicrous baldness cures, ranging from Rogaine and bad toupees to hair plugs.”
I’m absolutely puzzled by Dick Tracy’s response, “That’s the polite way of putting it.” Is there a less euphemistic way to say that two incompetent criminals got killed via electrocution while attempting to commit a crime than the one used by Monsieur Forehead? “Those bastards died writhing in excruciating pain, the smell of burnt flesh wafting over the place, as the electrical discharge from their ridiculous gun literally cooked their internal organs while they were still alive. Sleep well, kiddies!” That’s the only less-polite and less-euphemistic way of describing events, and even I don’t think that’s appropriate for the comics page.
All right, I’ve gone from “mildly amused” to “vaguely upset” to “simply offended” by the consistent, blatant, and ridiculous technophobia that’s become the hallmark of “Mary Worth.” I could understand it if these fears were voiced as a fear of early adoption leading to problems with technology, or if they followed the theme that technology is unreliable and expensive (all of which are somewhat valid concerns). No; instead the unending message is, “Technology – any type of newfangled technology that us over-90’s read about in the papers – is pure evil. And so are the people who use it.” Well, I’ve had enough, and I’m ready for the ultimate anti-technology storyline. Unplug all the patients from their machines at the hospital, Mary. Give up your heart medications that keep your cold, loveless corpse from the sweet embrace of the grave. If the Amish, and their frightening new plows, hammers, and nails are too recent, you (and the other Santa Royale residents) can move out to the woods of Montana to enjoy an absolutely technology-free life style, including an average lifespan of 25-40.
Did you ever have a nightmare where your mother called out advice while you were having sex? No? Well, you will now, thanks to “Momma.” Of course, you may never have a normal, healthy sex life again thanks to today’s “Momma,” but that is the risk you take for reading a strip based entirely on unresolved Oedipal issues.
April 26th, 2011 at 11:27 am [Reply]
@Artist formerly known as Ben (#74): FW: This is going to work beautifully. “Hey hon, the Montoni’s website detected malicious software on our computer. But don’t worry, it’s downloading something to remove it.”
Internet cancer?
@Mibbitmaker (#81):
Your forgot theory number three – Constance is Miss Scarlet, and she’s going to kill him in the conservatory with the candlestick. It would explain the red dress.
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 11:27 am [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69):
“Omigod, your loving mate for 20 years of happy marriage just died from cancer!”
“That’s what she said!”
Chip WhittleApril 26th, 2011 at 11:29 am [Reply]
Hazel does not believe Public Domain Cartoon Nancy understands how to eat. This suggests a problem with PDC Nancy’s upbringing.
Henry wants a gal who likes him for his enormous anatomical deformities.
Love Is… sheltering from the winter snows of the last week of April. On the other hand, at least they’re wearing clothes, incompetently.
Mark Trail: “Just don’t get lost in the woods like you did in the ocean!” Man, I needed a couple seconds to parse that; you can smell the vacuum tubes burning out under Mark’s hair already.
And look at how cute Mark Trail is, trying to smile. Well, not cute. More, hideous. But I suppose it does prove that Rusty really is Mark’s child.
Mary Worth: I’ve lost track. Is this still the current “INTERNET==EVIL!” story, or is it still the last “INTERNET==EVIL!” story, or is it the three “INTERNET==EVIL!” stories before that? We can’t be on the next “INTERNET==EVIL!” story already, can we? Is it maybe the “INTERNET==EVIL!” story two after that?
The Phantom: “Chatu is the SHAME of the Wambesi nation! And as you can see from our wardrobes, it takes a lot to shame us!”
Rex Morgan: I don’t know how, but I think they’re about to accidentally kidnap Cue.
Doctor HandsomeApril 26th, 2011 at 11:32 am [Reply]
I don’t really see Plugger McDogabomination’s hairline receding. Unless he just has those couple of Homer-hairs on the top of his head, and the rest of his mutant dogface mug is hairless, which is somehow even grosser. I’m glad this isn’t in color, is I guess what I’m saying.
MibbitmakerApril 26th, 2011 at 11:35 am [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69):
Doctor: “I’m afraid I have some bad news… we botched the information… you have deadly cancer after all.”
Skeletal structure model: “In your pants!”
boojumApril 26th, 2011 at 11:35 am [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69): Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t. Attempting to flee cancer, it was run over by a mobile oncology suite.
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 11:37 am [Reply]
Pluggers: Oh! It’s about receding hairlines! I read the Pluggers today and interpreted it in the way Josh describes. “What the hell?” I thought. “Isn’t this getting a bit depressing, even for a strip about old, fat, ignorant, sub-humans?”
Heh heh. Receding hairline. Recession. Boy, that seems almost cheerful, now.
Walker of DogApril 26th, 2011 at 11:37 am [Reply]
@Jessy (#37) & @Chip (#41): She’s not the nurse; she’s a wacky doctor. That’s right – the touring company of Patch Adams: The Musical has come to Santa Royale. Hundreds will be killed… with laughs! (And some malpractice.)
boojumApril 26th, 2011 at 11:37 am [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69): How many Westview patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows. They all die from cancer while climbing the ladder.
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 11:50 am [Reply]
@Mibbitmaker (#60): Okay, what’s “OBH”? Sometimes it’s One Big Happy, but in your post you mention both OBH and One Big Happy. I just can’t think of another comic that fits those initials.
Not Just Any DipstickApril 26th, 2011 at 11:58 am [Reply]
MT: What is that brown stuff Cherry is pouring? Looks like the dog had diarrhea and Cherry is bent on filling Mark with more of what he is made of.
Effluvius ErratusApril 26th, 2011 at 11:59 am [Reply]
@Frank Lee Meidere (#89): I dunno. If Dogman McPlugger has untreated sacroptic mange (TRIGGER WARNING: LINK CONTAINS IMAGES OF DOGS WITH MANGE. NOT SUITABLE FOR QUEEKS) and can’t afford medical veterinary care, it just adds to the sad.
bats :[April 26th, 2011 at 12:00 pm [Reply]
Yes, how worse can a recession be?
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 12:01 pm [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69):
I’m Funky the Pizza Man
And I don’t get this business plan
I don’t know the answer
Because I have brain cancer
I’m Funky the Pizza Man.
Ok, I know that was dumb, but it’s the best I could come up with on only two cups of coffee.
Walker of DogApril 26th, 2011 at 12:07 pm [Reply]
Phan: The Wambesi chief is not impressed: “Thanks for the lecture, whitey. Now shove off – we’re going to start throwing peanuts at Chatu, and you’re not invited.”
– Meanwhile, Chatu has been given the gift of time. Finally, he can start building up his lats.
S-M: The crown molding, combined with the black ceiling, really opens up the room.
JP: The Judge feels so liberated, letting his tie flap freely in the evening breeze. So many tall buildings…
DT: I’m gonna kill you, Tracy? Hee hee?
Mom: Momma has three nostrils and is flipping off her daughter-in-law, who is infested with head lice, and her son, who is covered in smallpox pustules. Super.
pugfugglyApril 26th, 2011 at 12:08 pm [Reply]
@bats :[ (#95):
Fun fact: if you google ‘Mary Worth’, the second link that comes up is the wikipedia entry for ‘Bloody Mary’ (i.e. the one that appears in the mirror if you say her name three times). Why? I’m going to assume it’s because MW is actually an immortal spirit that haunts her apartment complex…
Baron BizarreApril 26th, 2011 at 12:15 pm [Reply]
Judge Parker: Whoa, Ropponmatsu-in-disguise is about to fire her chest missiles! Is “Seedy Theater” the newest headquarters of F City’s Department of City Security?
AnonymousApril 26th, 2011 at 12:22 pm [Reply]
Dick Tracy – Does panel 1 take place in a bathroom, cuz I’m pretty sure ol’ Dick is working on a big crap there…
bbofunApril 26th, 2011 at 12:22 pm [Reply]
Judge Parker- Obviously, we all would love it if this were to turn into a “Constance tries to kill/seduce the Judge” story. but it won’t. Here’s what’s happening.
If you go to a roof in New York, it’s a law of comedy that the door to the roof will lock behind you, trapping you there. Expect some “Why’d you let the door close?’ ‘Why didn’t you tell me it would lock?”, etc. and then some yelling from the roof (which, it being in New York, no one will hear/will care), and then an attempt to climb down. Somehow, at the end of all this (about two months from now) they’ll be safe on the ground, and Sam will ask “How was the show?” and the judge will say “It was the most interesting night I’ve ever spent at the theater!”.
Apt. 3G- If this is a “gay bar” (or “gay tavern”), as I suspect, it would give a whole different meaning to “monster Reuben”. (I was also going to make a “beard” joke, but I’ll quit while I’m ahead.)
A different JDApril 26th, 2011 at 12:25 pm [Reply]
Re. Judge Parker — I’m all in favor of gratuitously protruding teen boobs (what in the world of anime they call “fan service”), but I draw the line at accepting a breeze that simultaneously blows the judge’s tie forward while blowing Connie’s hair backwards.
Uncle LumpyApril 26th, 2011 at 12:26 pm [Reply]
CHATU is the SHAME of the Wambesi nation!
The Internet is the CHATU of Mary Worth!
NEXT: Mary battles Stuxnet for the future of the WORLD!
Go, Stuxnet!
gnome de blogApril 26th, 2011 at 12:28 pm [Reply]
@True Fable (#y162) et seq.; @KarMann (#y172):
What if it’s Angel (Delgado?) driving the train and Constance is his moll? The two of them have spun an elaborate plot for some unknown purpose (revenge?). I like the idea that Jackie the Terminator never existed and they used Cheatham House to lure Sam and the Judge to New York.
I won’t go quite so far as to say Judge Parker is my all-time favorite strip but it’s the best thing going now, except Cul de Sac. It’s even passed up Prince Valiant. If Woody hasn’t won a Reuben yet he sure as hell deserves one. I won’t try to surpass Truman’s rant on Woody’s merits, but I will add that nobody has better guest stars and incidental characters, Cedric the Butler being only one of the more memorable examples. I mean, who gave us Cue, and Skanky Skankington, and Agnes Dunsmore? And that was in Rex Morgan, his lesser creation. Judge Parker may not match Cul de Sac’s frequent brilliance, but no strip is more consistently entertaining, even when nothing happens. No strip has better, loopier and off-the-wall characters. And I haven’t even brought up the pulchritude factor.
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm [Reply]
@A different JD (#102): I’m thinking that the judge’s ‘tie’ is pretty excited about the whole situation. If you know what I mean.
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm [Reply]
6Chix – “What a nightmare! I dreamed that I was using an inane, broken-as-designed messenger service because it was trendy and I get a buzz off the idea of inflicting my brain farts on the general public!”
A3G – “I’m fine, just clumsy as usual. This brief facial palsy is mere coincidence.”
A&J – THANK YOU, Arlo. My hero.
Curtis – God, Barry is a little shit. There’s just nothing redeeming about him at all. Oh well, I guess I can fantasize about him actually having been crushed to a bloody pulp by that car…
DT – So Josh already made the obvious joke, and all I can say is: yeah, pretty much. This might just be official confirmation of what we’d suspected all along. (I do like the subtext of “tit-for-tat amongst law enforcement agencies re: not being up-front with each other,” though.)
FC – Whoa, suddenly halftone! (And it says a lot about The Family Circus that this is quite literally the only thing worthy of note about today’s.)
GT – Sentence you would never, ever hear outside of Gil Thorp: “Yo, Lini. Jeff Karoub sitting with Al-Jo Ames?”
H&L – What the hell is wrong with Minneapolis? At least it’s not St. Paul.
JP – “I’M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!”
Liō – Yeah, pretty much.
Luann – FUCK. YOU.
MT – “Ha! Ha! But seriously, I am going to be gone for weeks and weeks!”
MW – Oh. My. God.
Momma – ohgodohgodohgodohgod MAKE IT STOP
OBH – Just so long as you don’t spend three weeks plugging it like Brooke McE’s Grandma Was A Nazi-Boffer.
Phantom – It’s the nation’s first Chatu preserve! The local conservationists must be so proud!
SM – Just then, Peter…rolls over and tries to get a little more comfortable. A brief tingle passes up his spine, but eh, who cares.
Ziggy – Ziggy makes the leap to being straight-up insane. It’s kind of a relief, actually.
Écureuil ÉcumantApril 26th, 2011 at 12:34 pm [Reply]
DT: Wait, what?! They bring back these long-presumed-dead villains only to … kill ‘em again in a week? Flyface, we hardly knew ye.
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 12:36 pm [Reply]
What’s “OBH”? What book plugging? The only OBH I know is One Big Happy, and they’re just standing on a doorstep talking about retail therapy. There’s a comic out there I’m missing and I don’t know what it is!
(Huh. And to think that before finding Josh’s site I only scanned the comics in a perfunctory and uninvolved way.)
Mark BApril 26th, 2011 at 12:44 pm [Reply]
MT: Isn’t the last panel the same ‘Mark and Cherry awkwardly grapple’ drawing we’ve seen multiple times in the last month? Is there no other available art which shows their faces touching?
Fahion PoliceApril 26th, 2011 at 12:44 pm [Reply]
In spite of his tacky sense of style, one just has to like Master Bellini. We would be thrilled beyond belief if he could spend an hour or talking some sense into .Miss Sophie Spencer.
Bill PeschelApril 26th, 2011 at 12:47 pm [Reply]
@Johnnycakes (#18): Whoa, you ain’t kidding. Some of his paintings at
http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/edward-van-wicklen-sr.html
look like Thomas Kincaide by way of Bob Ross.
But as a Patrick O’Brien fan, this painting of the “Schooner” has me regretting that keel-hauling was abolished.
http://fineartamerica.com/featured/the-schooner-edward-c-van-wicklen-sr.html
Vince MApril 26th, 2011 at 12:47 pm [Reply]
@jayjaybear (#68): Yeah, think middle-class Margaret Dumont with white hair. Or Mary Worth without the soul-sucking meddle.
AnansiApril 26th, 2011 at 12:47 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#106):
Did you know that Barry is actually mentioned in The Scrappy page for TVtropes??
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TheScrappy/OtherMedia
TophatApril 26th, 2011 at 12:49 pm [Reply]
The fact that the window in momma is that close to the ground is kinda disturbing. Either her son likes to start each day by shouting “HELLO WORLD HERE IS MY JUNK” or the window has been placed there specifically so Momma can do what she’s doing now, which is trying to make her son’s sex life to be about her. I’m not sure which option is more disturbing, but all the same I don’t think I’m calling my mom on Mother’s Day this year.
Fahion PoliceApril 26th, 2011 at 12:53 pm [Reply]
Miss Iris Thompson seems to have found a niche as Manhattan’s resident matchmaker, although her methods are rather circuitous. No doubt this bland Rick fellow will end up in Miss Abigail Thompson’s thrall while she becomes the Michael Patterson of Tin Pan Alley. In turn she will be absolutely smitten by his parade of pastel suits – peach, apricot, a soft lime. Such a deliciously fruity summer!
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 1:02 pm [Reply]
@Anansi (#113): AS. HE. OUGHT. TO. BE.
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 1:05 pm [Reply]
Crankshaft: Okay, I take it we’re supposed to believe that Crank really did take into consideration the curvature of the earth, because otherwise he’d be making mild fun of himself, and we all know that’s not going to happen.
So what did he do? How did he do it? What kind of measuring instruments does he have? And what difference does it make? If the lines are the same distance apart all along their length, then they’re parallel. What consideration would curvature have to do with it?
Now if he’d made a grid and was claiming that all the angles were 90 degrees, then this might make sense. And by “sense,” of course, I mean “is still incredibly stupid but has some minuscule relevance to the situation.”
Effluvius ErratusApril 26th, 2011 at 1:12 pm [Reply]
@Mark B (#109): I believe Mark refuses to sit for any more “icky cootie face kissy drawings” for Jack Eldrod.
MW: Is Mary going to meddle Nurse Liza by way of Dr. Drew by way of Dr. Jeff? I always assumed Mary’s EMR (effective meddle range) didn’t extend beyond two degrees of separation. Did she level up recently? Is Moy factoring in the -15% NPC reaction penalty for her CHA?
Walker of DogApril 26th, 2011 at 1:20 pm [Reply]
@Tophat (#114): The bedroom is actually on the second floor. Momma brought a custom-built extension ladder. It has 120 closely-spaced rungs to accomodate her finger-length legs.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 26th, 2011 at 1:29 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#106):
SM – Just then, Peter…rolls over and tries to get a little more comfortable. A brief tingle passes up his spine, but eh, who cares.
It would stand to reason that Peter’s spider sense has a snooze button.
ShrugApril 26th, 2011 at 1:33 pm [Reply]
@UncleJeff (#55):
“(I mean, Tess Trueheart Tracy has got to be about 80 by now?”
She was of courting age when DICK TRACY began in 1931, so she (and Dick) should be about 100 now, actually. And they’ve been married for a bit over 62 years.
Artist formerly known as BenApril 26th, 2011 at 1:35 pm [Reply]
@Anansi (#113): I suspect that there’s a broad overlap between Curminions and Tropers. (Not to mention that this site itself has a page on the TVTropes site.) So don’t be too surprised if you see our observations over there. See also “Beetle Bailey” + “Ho Yay.”
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 1:41 pm [Reply]
Momma: OH MY GOD in HEAVENS ABOVE AND ALL THAT’S GOOD AND TRUE IN THE WORLD! HOW COULD HE create SUCH AN ABOMINATION! Send in the clowns. SEND IN THE CLOWNS, i SAY! STAT!
bats :[April 26th, 2011 at 1:47 pm [Reply]
@gnome de blog (#104): RMMD is Woody’s lesser creation?!? REX MORGAN, M.D.?!?!? Fie, sir! Fie!
boojumApril 26th, 2011 at 1:55 pm [Reply]
@Bill Peschel (#111): Now, now. To be fair to Edward Van Wicklen, Sr.’s art — you really can’t see the numbers, mostly.
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 1:55 pm [Reply]
Disturbing Interpretations Theater
Spiderman: It happened so slowly that Spiderman turned into a Penthouse letter.
“Dear Penthouse: My girlfriend went to my nemesis’ house to settle his hash because she’s so much more butch than me. Instead, his girlfriend slipped her a roofie and then….”
Sally Forth: You should have seen some of the stuff on Jackie that went into Ralph’s mouth.
Rose is Rose: Looking at her caboose, Momma Rose ate a plugger or two. It looks like Rhinoman and Big Giant Dogman fighting under that polka-dotted tent of a dress when she walks.
Momma: What the fuck? Who in his right mind would think that having a mother not even surreptitiously peeping through the bedroom window on her grown son and daughter-in-law in late foreplay and imminent humping IS A SUITABLE TOPIC FOR THE COMICS PAGE!
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:05 pm [Reply]
Luann: Please choose the best answer for the following multiple choice question.
Panel 2’s missing sound effect is
A. “Gasp!”
B. “OMG!”
C. “Squeeeeeeeeeee!”
D. “Braaaap!” followed quickly by “Who stepped on a duck?”
April 26th, 2011 at 2:06 pm [Reply]
Damn, The Fifth died? I was kinda liking him, with his eyes never shown under his Fedora, and his cigars and racing forms.
(I’ve been out of town on biz/new database training so am just catching up on the “funnies”).
The other DT character I liked was Queen of Diamonds-I can almost “picture” the way she speaks. Or spoke. Until she, too, died a horrible death.
Does this make me a bad person? : P
April 26th, 2011 at 2:08 pm [Reply]
I was reading to my Little Toddler Chicana last night before bed. She got a Mercer Mayer book (the guy that did books on little monsters or something) and all of a sudden, I was like, “These animals look like…PLUGGERS!” It was a horrifying moment in the most tranquil setting of my day!
ShrugApril 26th, 2011 at 2:12 pm [Reply]
@Gloom Raider (#70):
“I look forward to Rick romancing her, then accidentally plunging off a skyscraper on their second date.”
If he’d just hurried up, he might have been able to share a skyscraper plunge with Judge Parker.
“Have you vertigo?”
“Nah, only about six more floors…”
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:18 pm [Reply]
Apartment 3-G: I know I’m the hundredth person to say this. It doesn’t take a Mary Worth to see these two crazy kids are made for each other. He’s a klutz, she’s a nurse. Put ‘em together and you have maybe three-eighths of a personality.
Pluggers: You think your “recession” is bad? Wait till you look down and see that massive “inflation” hanging over your belt.
Zits: Parents eating their young? Walt’s talking like a Plugger now.
Garfield: Karma’s a bitch, kitty cat.
Chip WhittleApril 26th, 2011 at 2:20 pm [Reply]
The Dinette Set: “Hey Mr. Penny…the squirrel is digging up your grass! Or…maybe it’s some kind of water buffalo carved of tumbleweeds? I mean, how can you not draw a squirrel?”
Fat Cats: Ah, 1999, a simpler time when listening to “heavy metal” marked someone as irredeemably naughty.
Freshly Squeezed savors the irony of the person who doesn’t want a lawn soaked by poisons into monocultural blight…finding the lawn not soaked by poisons actually has more than one species of plant on it.
Lola has noticed nobody’s reading it so it may as well feature Marvin-scale body odor.
Luann: I like to believe they gave Gunther a “creative costume award” so he’d hop up and be a more memorable target for the audience’s stoning.
Gold-Digging NannyApril 26th, 2011 at 2:21 pm [Reply]
I knew Momma was into incest. I just didn’t know she was into voyeurism, too.
Little GuyApril 26th, 2011 at 2:21 pm [Reply]
@Charlie the Bursted Carbunkle (#y202): The Wrist-Gee-Nee was on her person. In a very feminine place. And we’ll just leave it at that.
@True Fable (#y167): As much as I would abuse the openness for a constant demand of Abbeyliciousness, I would be thrilled if the Sophie storyline veers far away from hoseophonic pastures. Imagine: a lead character whose sh*t actually smells and people call him/her on it.
RMMD: Plot not ended? My God, the strip is collapsing upon itself! BRRRRRAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Candorville: *sigh* I miss the halcyon days of fandom meme dropping.
Curtis: For good or for ill, at least Billingsley has me intrigued, and I’m subscribed to his newsletter for now.
AndyLApril 26th, 2011 at 2:22 pm [Reply]
It sure was nice of Francis to lower the bedroom window so his Momma could peep in on him while he’s having sex. Most men wouldn’t do that for their mother.
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 2:22 pm [Reply]
@T. Chicana (#129): Mayer also did the illustrations for the Great Brain books, which were terrific.
AndyLApril 26th, 2011 at 2:24 pm [Reply]
If only Liza had put down her fancy new smart-phone and properly re-calibrated the medical typewriter on the table next to the patient, none of this would have happened!
Effluvius ErratusApril 26th, 2011 at 2:25 pm [Reply]
@Baka Gaijin (#123): I tried to humor you by superimposing an image of John Wayne Gacy into the window, but my feeble photoshop skills in my feeble Paint program thwarted me.
CharterstonedApril 26th, 2011 at 2:25 pm [Reply]
Sing to the tune of “Let’s Go Fly a Kite”
Mary Worth:
You should not be a web browsing pawn,
You can rise above Liza and Dawn!
At your desk or in bed
You don’t have to be led
To an internet site–
You can go fly a kite!
Oh, oh, oh!
Let’s go fly a kite
Then things will be all right
Let’s go fly a kite, it’s therapeutic:
“Up yours!” will turn to “WHEE!”
Outdoors, just you and me
Why don’t you fly a kite!
Wilbur and Drew:
When you turn off your laptop and phone
Though at first you’ll feel lost and alone
Your relationships heal
With your kite string and reel
And your patients feel right
When you go fly a kite.
Charterstone residents:
Oh, oh, oh!
Let’s go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Like on that fateful night when Aldo bought it
Up to the precipice
Where Death bestowed a kiss
Let’s all go fly a kite!
April 26th, 2011 at 2:26 pm [Reply]
@Gold-Digging Nanny (#133): For those new to Momma and puzzled by my incest reference, click here. Or don’t. Spare yourself.
ShrugApril 26th, 2011 at 2:28 pm [Reply]
@Renee J (#5):
“Maybe Momma’s on a ladder, which makes it extra creepy.”
Hey, Momma, Judge Parker and Constance called. They need their ladder back.
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:29 pm [Reply]
Dennis the Menace: Don’t worry, Dennis. Keep playing in mud like that and you’ll be a Plugger when you grow up.
Dilbert: It took two readings of the first panel to get all the nuances. Good one, Scott!
SPECIAL TO CES: I Could Pee on This! You’ve been on a roll with Sally and your own blog and its linked sites (Smoosh, Hollywood). Good on ya!
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:29 pm [Reply]
@Effluvius Erratus (#138): Oh thank you! That’s the trick.
bats :[April 26th, 2011 at 2:29 pm [Reply]
“Wow. You KISS like a squid!”
“Oh, I’m sorry…”
“NO! I mean THAT in a good WAY!”
(since there’s been a little lull in the action…such as it is…)
Rocky StoneaxeApril 26th, 2011 at 2:35 pm [Reply]
@Rocky Stoneaxe (#11):
4-26 More Weird Sound Effects:
Yenny — CLICK
Ollie & Quentin — BONK
Henry —
http://www.jsonline.com/comics/32402404.html?feature_id=Henry
Bonus Sound Effects from Cannon story by Wally Wood & Steve Ditko (1969):
http://www.entrecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cannon.jpg
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:38 pm [Reply]
Momma: Erase those word balloons and this turns into one of those vaguely unsettling psychological test pictures where one has to describe what one sees. Where if one see a fawn taking a bath with his mother lovingly looking on, one’s normal. If one sees a bad mommy getting ready to jam a enema nozzle up the innocent fawn’s ass then one runs crying out the room, one has issues with a hysterical mother or an unhealthy intake of cheese.
The correct psychological response for normal people seeing today’s Momma is to flee, wailing and screeching, while digging one’s eyeballs out with any handy implement. Sitting calmly is a sign of psychological disorder unless one is surrounded by various bodily fluids and secretions seeping out of every orifice as one’s life force realizes life is no longer worth living and releases itself from one’s body.
Chip WhittleApril 26th, 2011 at 2:40 pm [Reply]
Ballard Street: Why the thick black border? Did President Grant just die?
Compu-Toon: Yeah, because the Internet is a perfectly accessible place except if you have impaired sight, hearing, or motor control.
Herb and Jamaal: Apparently, Jamaal eases his feelings of loneliness with complicated yet pleasurable spaghetti-based games.
Imagine This: “Spring break, baby! Because Spring Break is usually the week right before final exams!”
Lio: Ha, ha, Lio! Way to show…uh…somebody…some point… What’s going on when I understand the gag Compu-Toon is trying to make but don’t get Lio’s?
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:40 pm [Reply]
Waaaaah! Where’s that grapefruit spoon? QLUNQ!
Comcis FanApril 26th, 2011 at 2:42 pm [Reply]
MW: The nurse on duty? Would that be the blonde woman downloading the Fredericks of Hollywood app on her smartphone? I was wondering why she neglected to clean Dad’s wound, thought maybe they were out of gauze. Is Frederick’s a gauze supplier?
cheech wizardApril 26th, 2011 at 2:43 pm [Reply]
SF – Wow, this is a tough one. The only difference I can see is that instead of a ring in panel 2, he’s offering her a condom. And everyone seems really excited about safe sex.
cheech wizardApril 26th, 2011 at 2:48 pm [Reply]
Luann – Everyone gets a trophy, Gunther – just like in Pee Wee soccer. Now go sit down so we can crown Miss Anonymous Hispanic Girl, then give Luann her special award for Miss Selfless Good Person that we all know this is leading toward so we go home and forget about this whole thing.
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:49 pm [Reply]
@Chip Whittle (#147): Wait, what? Spaghetti? [checks out link, checks out comics.com favorites, checks out link again] Oh no. I’ve been reading the Sunday strip all week but I didn’t realize until just now. Should I be feeling shame over my lack of attention or happiness that my mind just doesn’t care about Herb or Jamaal to remember from one day to the next? I choose “happiness.” Woot, brain!
ElkMeadowApril 26th, 2011 at 2:53 pm [Reply]
(Pluggers) think about how the people on the radio said that they should be grateful for their shitty job, because of the recession, but really they’d be pretty happy if they got to work and found that the place had burned to the ground, or even that they had been just been fired for no good reason.
Well, I’m definitely not a Plugger. *goes back to checking help wanted ads and filling out paperwork for job placement program at Goodwill.*
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 2:53 pm [Reply]
Please oh please, someone add Marvin to the last panel of today’s Thatababy. It’s screaming for that treatment. Screaming!
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 2:53 pm [Reply]
@Chip Whittle (#147): Wow, it’s like the author of Compu-Toon hasn’t even gotten on the Internet at all since the days of Mosaic, back before Javascript was even a thing!
Wait, this is Compu-Toon. I guess that was kind of a given.
DoodApril 26th, 2011 at 2:54 pm [Reply]
If nurse Liza doesn’t stop focusing all of her attention on her hand-held technology thingy, someone’s gonna move her cheese.
Maggie the CatApril 26th, 2011 at 2:58 pm [Reply]
Today’s “Momma” is the scene cut from the children’s tearjerker book, “Love You Forever”.
Maggie the CatApril 26th, 2011 at 2:59 pm [Reply]
…. All Momma was wanting to do was pick up that big, strong man and very slowly rock him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she’d sing….. But no! He’s got some unappreciative, undeserving hussy in his bed!
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 3:00 pm [Reply]
@Maggie the Cat (#157): Oh. OH. Two awful tastes that taste awful together!
*vomiting*
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 3:05 pm [Reply]
@Dood (#156): Cheese? I thought that was a fatty tumor sample that hadn’t made it to the lab for its biopsy yet.
@Maggie the Cat (#157) and @Maggie the Cat (#158): WILL THIS HORROR NEVER END?
Maggie the CatApril 26th, 2011 at 3:06 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#159): LOL, I guess Momma didn’t find that the “big, strong man wasn’t ‘really asleep’, did she?
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 3:10 pm [Reply]
@Maggie the Cat (#161): AAAAHHH! I’d better just log off this thread for the night.
Baka GaijinApril 26th, 2011 at 3:11 pm [Reply]
SPECIAL TO JOSH F: So what kind of donation do I have to drop in your PayPal to get that Momma comic and comment off this post?
Dennis JimenezApril 26th, 2011 at 3:16 pm [Reply]
@Baka Gaijin (#163): Aw cum’on – Mama horning in on this romantic scene – it’s comedy gold, baby! Now if she had a digital hand cam, and posted it on Hulu – that would have been platinum….
GregApril 26th, 2011 at 3:16 pm [Reply]
And now Dick Tracy with the fedora. The brim seems to stick just to his fingers, which is a sign of real elegance, I suppose? I’d say it’s okay for Dick Tracy to have men wearing hats because the strip takes place in 1943. Uh… and yet I seem to recall cell phones and computers being used in earlier stories… Dammit, I need to stop thinking about hats!
littlestevieApril 26th, 2011 at 3:21 pm [Reply]
DT: Jim looks like he is channeling his inner Frank Nelson. For a retro strip, it is nice to see them use retro character actors.
Phantom: So Python is now hanging out in the world famous San Diego Zoo. It is lunch time for me, so I guess I shoot on down and check him out. Thank god I am a member, its getting kinda of expensive to go.
MT: Is there any symbolism between Mark and Cherry’s embrace and a giant beaver in the previous panel?
JP: I really thought Connie was not evil and I disagreed with all the speculation on this blog about her being some sort of hitwoman, but now, seeing as how her boobs are growing bigger and bigger by the minute, I am not so sure.
Maggie the CatApril 26th, 2011 at 3:24 pm [Reply]
@littlestevie (#166): I doubt it. I don’t think Mark ever has beaver on the mind.
KarMannApril 26th, 2011 at 3:27 pm [Reply]
@Frank Lee Meidere (#108) on the OBH mystery: There are at least three “new” One Big Happys (Didactic Duo, did I get that right?) each day. There’s the new-new one, which is hard to find online, but the Chron has it; that’s the one with the book plugging today. Then, there are two different recycled ones, at comics.com (the one with “retail therapy” today, which you’ve seen) and at gocomics.com (has a spelling bee thing today).
Don’t ask me why it’s so complicated, but there it is.
April 26th, 2011 at 3:31 pm [Reply]
Momma: Merciful Christ, does anyone at Creators Syndicate actually sign off on the material submitted by Lazarus? The depiction of a woman interrupting a moment of sexual intimacy between her grown son and his wife to remind the latter how unworthy she is enters the realm of the terminally icky. This would be repellent enough if Lazarus possessed a scintilla of actual artistic talent, but his indifferent squiggles, only vaguely suggestive of human beings, make the creator of “Crock” look like Alex Raymond or Frank Cho by comparison. After 30 plus years of endlessly recycling the same stale gags about an emasculating hell-bitch making life miserable for her children in the guise of maternal love, is it not time to put this strip to sleep?
ArchieNemesisApril 26th, 2011 at 3:39 pm [Reply]
@Patrick (#1): Here’s the first pitch of the ballgame … and Patrick knocks it out of the park!
ShrugApril 26th, 2011 at 3:44 pm [Reply]
@littlestevie (#166):
“JP: I really thought Connie was not evil”
Given her intense interest in Yogi Berra/Mickey Mantle slash fic — uh, sorry, baseball cards — she’s apparently a New York Yankees fan. So, yes, of course she’s evil by definition.
IHateMowingApril 26th, 2011 at 3:51 pm [Reply]
MW: Please notice the placement of the nurse’s left hand in panel one. Now change “fever” to “boner”. There… isn’t that better?
UncleJeffApril 26th, 2011 at 3:53 pm [Reply]
@Charterstoned (#139): Wonderful!
Old School Allie CatApril 26th, 2011 at 3:56 pm [Reply]
Luann – The “real winner” is anyone who has managed to avoid the last 23 years of this shitty strip. As to who won the pageant? My money is on Rosa.
MW – What caused the fever? Well, we’re in a hospital, so my money’s on either staph, c-diff, or the scalpel Dr. Handsome left in your father’s thoracic cavity. I’m not willing to rule out undercooked French toast from breakfast, and it’s possible that I sneezed into his open wound…you know -any of the usual causes…
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 3:57 pm [Reply]
@IHateMowing (#172): So did they “bring it down” through some controlled breathing exercises, or something a little quicker?
gnome de blogApril 26th, 2011 at 4:09 pm [Reply]
@bats :[ (#124):
I misspoke. Both JP and RMMD, along with A3-G, were created by Dr. Nicholas P. Dallis. My view is that: 1) JP is a richer, more varied and funnier strip than RMMD, and 2) Woody’s second-best is better than almost everyone else’s first-best.
I will not, however, say “fie upon you, madam!” in return. Each to their own. And I will say that June comes out ahead in the Abbey vs. June rack-off by a, erm, nose.
bats :[April 26th, 2011 at 4:09 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#159): *stereo hurling*
Fashion PoliceApril 26th, 2011 at 4:12 pm [Reply]
We are gratified that young Gunter’s creativity was rewarded. He has a promising career ahead of him, designing fetish-wear for transvestites.
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 4:16 pm [Reply]
Can anyone with more Mark Trail knowledge tell me just who the bald gentleman is, and what function he serves in this strip? I’m certain he’s somehow important to the plot of many stories; but as far as I can tell, he just exists to fill in some awkward blank spaces in the background of certain panels.
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 26th, 2011 at 4:18 pm [Reply]
educational ferretsquee. (~5:30 movie.)
GaryApril 26th, 2011 at 4:20 pm [Reply]
Um, I’m not sure that I know “any of the parts of speech of Latin verbs,” either, Josh. And I don’t think that means I’m a Plugger.
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 26th, 2011 at 4:22 pm [Reply]
everything is better with chocolates. ;-)
ArchieNemesisApril 26th, 2011 at 4:22 pm [Reply]
Favorite Mark Trail comments today:
Chip Whittle – “I needed a couple seconds to parse that…”
pugfuggly – “Whatever. Just don’t get lost, like the last time you went on an ‘adventure…’”
Scott Bot – “Asking Mark not to get lost in the woods is a little like asking someone on Funky Winkerbean not to smirk.”
Thanks Chip, for the Dick Tracy summary. I was so confused by the “No time for a warning shot!” panel, I stopped reading the strip closely for the last week or so. I’m glad to discover that the conclusion was as random as it looked at a glance.
Also thanks to Josh, for finally getting to the hateful passive-aggressive heart of Pluggers.
littlestevieApril 26th, 2011 at 4:25 pm [Reply]
@Maggie the Cat (#167): Thats what I thought, but I was hoping for some deep hidden meaning. Awww what am I thinking, this is Mark Trail after all.
littlestevieApril 26th, 2011 at 4:32 pm [Reply]
MW: Oh, I just love those 1930’s style hospital beds that they still use at Santa Royale General. I wonder what other forms of modern medical technology they eschew.
IHateMowingApril 26th, 2011 at 4:32 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#175):
Our subject’s flared nostrils and glazed eyes tell the tale here, commodore. Another successfully “released patient”.
gnome de blogApril 26th, 2011 at 4:36 pm [Reply]
@Scott Bot (#179):
That’s Doc Davis, Cherry’s father. If I remember right, he’s the actual owner of Lost Forest or at least the Davis-Trail estate within Lost Forest. Otherwise, his dramatic function in the strip is, as you say, to fill up awkward spaces. I can’t remember when he was last given a line of dialog.
April 26th, 2011 at 4:38 pm [Reply]
MW – I have to give MW credit for the somewhat up-to-date nurses’ scrubs. If this were Mark Trail, they would be wearing white uniforms and hats.
Scott BotApril 26th, 2011 at 4:42 pm [Reply]
@gnome de blog (#187): Thanks, that does clear it up, although on a day like today I’d really like him to get some dialogue. He appears to be having a pretty interesting conversation with the dog.
Little GuyApril 26th, 2011 at 4:46 pm [Reply]
@Shrug (#171): Not so much a CotW, but this one should be on a Duck Boat floating on the Charles.
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 5:00 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#136): The Great Brain! I read those books to my kids when they were young. Brilliant.
KansatticaApril 26th, 2011 at 5:04 pm [Reply]
@Renee J (#5): Doesn’t explain why the window is only a foot or so above the ground.
ElkMeadowApril 26th, 2011 at 5:05 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#134):
Candorville: *sigh* I miss the halcyon days of fandom meme dropping.
I miss the days of Susan and the femur-chewing werewolf, “Sunshine”.
ToddApril 26th, 2011 at 5:08 pm [Reply]
In case you missed it, the artist of Archie comics died this month:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Scarpelli
The new artist is Fernando Ruiz, but creators.com has yet to update the biography page:
http://www.creators.com/comics/archie-about.html
April 26th, 2011 at 5:32 pm [Reply]
Zomby has a perfectly good explanation for that.
cheech wizardApril 26th, 2011 at 5:34 pm [Reply]
@Todd (#194): I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll miss the saucy random high school babes sprinkled around the panel, not to mention the terrifying mascots and the unsettling ways characters would crop up on t-shirts, notebooks and even as voodoo-like dolls. Was he the one responsible for dropping in the occasional AJGLU3000 references, or was that the writer?
queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii CommandoApril 26th, 2011 at 5:39 pm [Reply]
@ElkMeadow (#193): I quit reading Candorville a month or so back, and can’t say I’m missing it at all.
Frank Lee MeidereApril 26th, 2011 at 5:40 pm [Reply]
@KarMann (#168): Thank you!
AnansiApril 26th, 2011 at 5:54 pm [Reply]
@Berkely with Cows (#169):
We hate you forever,
We’ll scam you for always,
As long as there’s paper,
Our sucker you’ll be.
Signed,
Creators Syndicate
April 26th, 2011 at 6:05 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#159): I actually kind of liked that book when I was a kid, mostly because in my childhood innocence the idea of a woman breaking into her grown son’s house so she could rock him in his sleep seemed more absurd than creepy. From a grown-up perspective, though, it’s definitely become a lot more disturbing.
Still not the creepiest children’s book I’ve ever encountered, though….
seismic-2April 26th, 2011 at 6:06 pm [Reply]
@The Ghost of Jarrod (#69): Why does the fireman wear red suspenders?
Because he’s lost so much weight, since he came down with cancer!
But what’s the punch line?
The new Montoni’s on-line ordering system automatically adds an extra fattening topping to your pizza, depending on what stage of cancer you have!
seismic-2April 26th, 2011 at 6:17 pm [Reply]
FC: “What do you mean, when you’re older?” asks Bill, as he pulls the blanket over Jeffy’s head and pushes the pillow onto his face.
DT: Does the pencil-thin mustache guy from the FBI also run the Witness-Protection Service’s branch for circuses? He must, since his report will read simply, “It happened.”
MW: “I don’t know – I’ll speak to the Nurse on Duty! Oh wait, she spent all last night hanging out in a recording studio with some Hobotramp. That must explain why the chart on your father’s fever says, ‘Needs more cowbell!’”
Maggie the CatApril 26th, 2011 at 6:19 pm [Reply]
@seismic-2 (#202): No, no…. not the homely nurse, the CRAZY nurse.
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 6:24 pm [Reply]
@Maggie the Cat (#203): I dunno. “Homely” still implies some kind of definable attribute of note – Tommie’s more just a blank space where an adjective would go.
Cheeky Wee MonkeysApril 26th, 2011 at 6:28 pm [Reply]
I’m glad I don’t live in Momma’s world. Invasion of sex life aside, I rather like living in three dimensions, where my bed isn’t some awkwardly-angled sticker on a wall.
The RidgerApril 26th, 2011 at 6:28 pm [Reply]
MT: “Now his son has chosen to disappear.” This, of course, can not stand: no son has the right to chose to do something his father disapproves of. Sure, we’re pretending I’m just going to go find out if he wants to come back to his creepy “I can’t live without him” father, but since I just said that he’s “chosen to disappear”, I think we can all see that for the flimsy charade it really is.
elsApril 26th, 2011 at 6:38 pm [Reply]
I like the way that Dick’s speech bubble appears to come out of his nose and ricochet off the bottom of the panel. It’s the sort of thing you’d say about Chuck Norris: “You don’t find snot in his nasal passages; you find hardboiled truth.”
cheech wizardApril 26th, 2011 at 6:40 pm [Reply]
FC – Judging from Bil’s expression, Jeffy’s growing up a lot faster than expected.
New caption: “You mean it’s supposed to gush like that?”
The RidgerApril 26th, 2011 at 6:44 pm [Reply]
MW: Why does everyone think the message of the MW arc is “technology is evil”? She just did that one. This is – it seems to me – clearly “Liza is stalking Drew”. Sure yesterday she was updating her Facebook page with wedding plans, but this is the first intrusion of technology into her crazy behavior. She didn’t use technology to blow off going to work to be “in the moment – here and now with you!” and she didn’t use it to say “You complete me” on the first or possibly second date. The iWhatsit is irrelevant. It’s just a way to put her in the 21st century, instead of having her writing “Mrs Drew Corey” in her diary a hundred times, occasionally interspersing it with “Mrs Liza Corey” so she can dot the I with a heart.
Or at least that’s how it strikes me.
boojumApril 26th, 2011 at 6:46 pm [Reply]
@Todd (#194): Wow. I think it’s been only the last couple of days that folks here have noticed. Looking back at the posted strips, Ruiz has been the artist since at least late March.
CalicoApril 26th, 2011 at 6:50 pm [Reply]
@queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando (#182):
Aw, two Choco-Chesapeake puppies…*mind melt in progress*
April 26th, 2011 at 6:52 pm [Reply]
@cheech wizard (#196): His name’s been on the strip for a while now, and the random mascots and odd hallway characters have still been there. So far, I think he’s an improvement – the strip’s … nicer to look at somehow.
boojumApril 26th, 2011 at 6:53 pm [Reply]
@Kansattica (#192): We’ve got tall windows in our second-floor bedroom; they’re less than a foot from the floor. Of course, since my mother-in-law lives with us – on the first floor – I took the sensible precaution of stringing concertina wire below the sills…..
SideshowJonApril 26th, 2011 at 6:57 pm [Reply]
Papa Zits is planning to eat Jeremy in order to absorb his power.
boojumApril 26th, 2011 at 7:03 pm [Reply]
@Tophat (#114): And yes, it is surprisingly refreshing to start each day by shouting “HELLO WORLD! HERE IS MY JUNK.”
Or it was. Damn interfering Homeowners’ Association.
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 7:15 pm [Reply]
@Artist formerly known as Ben (#74): Millions of years of evolution have honed men’s loins to stir at the sight of breasts, but only in the last few hundred has the idea emerged that there should be a waiting period between puberty and sexual availability. If the interplay between social taboo and biological imperative can be used to sell advertising space on Dateline, I don’t see why it shouldn’t wring a few laughs over a feather-bedecked turtle.
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 7:34 pm [Reply]
@Frank Lee Meidere (#117): If he takes into consideration the curvature of the earth, then perhaps his idea of perfection is perfect north-south alignment, and the rows therefore diverge very slightly towards the equator.
@Baka Gaijin (#126): Momma is just so overarchingly disturbing that it nullifies all other inappropriateness. Similarly, you probably don’t get in trouble for contaminating a plutonium waste disposal site with feces. Except, that is, for the trouble ensuing from getting far enough out of your protective clothing to do so.
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 7:40 pm [Reply]
@Little Guy (#134): But we analyzed that. Unless she stashed it there before starting to tan, she never had opportunity to do so. It’s possible, however, that she stashed it in the pocket of the robe before tanning, and that her captors didn’t search there. Apparently they were gentlemen enough not to search there, at any rate.
It is a story weakness that they carefully introduced the radios, used a vague transmission of static to alert Dick, but never explained exactly what role they played.
EmilytheslayerApril 26th, 2011 at 7:43 pm [Reply]
I have to give Momma some credit here! Clearly today’s strip is meant as a savage take-down of the well-loved but totally creepy children’s classic I’ll Love You Forever, in which a mother is shown rocking her sleeping son through all the stages of his life, up to and including driving across town with a ladder to sneak into his bedroom window at night. As he lies next to his sleeping wife, the mother continues to rock him and repeat her little song. Then mother gets too old and the roles are reversed, with the son rocking the frail, elderly woman and repeating the song to her. The book ends there, but I think we can all assume that the next scene is the son running around the hotel he used to run with his mother. Bravo, Momma, to take on the literary establishment like this!
PoteetApril 26th, 2011 at 7:45 pm [Reply]
Hi everyone! I just dropped by briefly after a few days’ absence to say hello, belatedly congratulate Alan’s Addiction and the other very funny floaters on the gloriously-multiplying floats, and express brief but intense chagrin that I apparently missed a long entertaining thread about vaginas. I also want to assure y’all that I’m okay, just very busy and also trying to deal with a rural computer connection that seems to be getting even slower, and wish everyone well. (Any plans for a thread about penises? Never mind.)
commodorejohnApril 26th, 2011 at 7:54 pm [Reply]
@Emilytheslayer (#219): See, I’m just kind of amazed that it’s as well-known as it apparently is – I always figured it got one printing by some microscopic publisher back in the ’80s or whenever and it was only the kind of very strange people on the periphery of my family’s circle of acquaintances that had a copy. Now that I find other people elsewhere in the world know about it…it’s kind of mind-boggling.
@Poteet (#220): Well, there was the “traitorous penis” bit a couple years back…not nearly as memorable, though.
Carl Barks FanApril 26th, 2011 at 8:06 pm [Reply]
@Poteet (#220): Welcome back!
RixterApril 26th, 2011 at 8:07 pm [Reply]
MW – what are the odds that Liza is sexting?
trey le parcApril 26th, 2011 at 8:09 pm [Reply]
MW: So that’s what Doc Savage’s father looks like. It kind of makes me wonder what Doc Savage’s mother looked like, hair-wise.
[Old Man] MuffarooApril 26th, 2011 at 8:09 pm [Reply]
@bbofun (#101): I would like to buy into your Judge Parker prediction. Could you put me down for 5%? It seems like such a sure bet, I don’t think I could afford more.
@Todd (#194): Aw, crud. Scarpelli was an okay guy, who accepted the CC’s remarks as ribbing and returned in kind with little references to us. I’ll miss Cammie, too. I don’t think the art itself changed until a few brief days ago — probably working through the strips Scarpelli had already completed. Well. The new art looks good, but I’ll miss Mr. Scarpelli.
The Weird yet ObviousApril 26th, 2011 at 8:09 pm [Reply]
Did you know that reading Momma causes one to lose brain cells?
You may think that other comics would do the same thing but only Momma causes this phenomenon. Scientists have studied this odd occurance yet they scratch their heads and can’t give an answer. Mostly because they read Momma in their studies and lost brain cells.
Read any comic you wish but do not read Momma. Please. We need all the brain cells we can get.
By the way, alcohol does not destroy nearly the amount of brain cells reading Momma does. Seriously, don’t read that strip.
ODD FACT: Mel Lazarus does not read his strip when he writes it. His brain cells are still intact.
Timothy BurkeApril 26th, 2011 at 8:12 pm [Reply]
Am I kind of deranged for sort of liking the current reboot of Dick Tracy? Art seems less pointlessly insane and there’s a kind of peppy energy to the scripting that recalls the strip back in its amazing (cop-homicidal) days of yore.
Actually, I keep thinking that maybe it would be cool to occasionally revisit when the comics pages were the prime real estate of sequential art in the US–Little Nemo-era stuff. It helps to explain both why old geezers threaten to riot every time someone tries to remove a legacy strip and just how horribly if amusingly bad the current legacy stuff really is.
Dave LatchawApril 26th, 2011 at 8:13 pm [Reply]
Henry Scarpelli died last April, not this April. The dates in this week’s strip look pasted in so this is probably old stuff.
MWDGApril 26th, 2011 at 8:18 pm [Reply]
MW: My hat is off to you Karen Moy for showing what a hell hole Mountview Hospital (and for that matter most hospitals are.) If you enter a hospital you have a 78% chance of leaving in a coffin! God knows what diseases Drew carried back from Viet Nam.
In our sicko sexist world… nurses is always blamed…what about the doctor? Nurses (both male and female) are constantly mentally, physically and sexually abused by both patients and the doctors on staff. Who can blame Liza for taking a little time to catch her breath and check her tweets? If that miserable paitent complains about Liza she will make sure he never leaves the hospital a “full man.”
Maria VeigaApril 26th, 2011 at 8:46 pm [Reply]
3G: Rick just clumsy as usual, meet Tommie who’s your match, that is: a clumsy silly red head who believes anything, just like the time she believed she was starring in a Broadway show and it was just a reality show trying to lower the self steem of participants. By the way, what happened to the changes introduced in the girls’ styles? Well, doesn’t really matter, or does it?
Rex Morgan: Well, so we ask a crook to steal a millionaire ticket and we give him just a few dollars and he’s going to bring it safely into our hands? By the way, you still believe in Santa, don’t you?
MW: What’s the point? He had a fever and he’s OK now, why bother about the cause and bother the busy nurse who’s playing whatever boring game she prefers to being in charge of saving lives?
JeffersApril 26th, 2011 at 8:50 pm [Reply]
Anyone else notice today Marvin’s parents are doing the only reasonable thing and castrating him? Don’t worry Marvin, you’ll never miss them.
Walker of DogApril 26th, 2011 at 9:13 pm [Reply]
@Scott Bot (#179): Cherry’s dad also fills in whenever Andy and the syndicate are involved in one of their contract disputes, or when Rusty is recovering off-panel from the effects of the latest ‘cure’. Here’s to Doc Davis, reliable utility infielder and all-around good sport.
@commodorejohn (#204): Tommie is an isolated, barren mesa where adjectives go to die.
@Aviatrix (#217): The well-prepared befouler of Yucca Mountain brings their feces in a bag.
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 9:44 pm [Reply]
@Gary (#181): He means that you know enough to connect the noun recession to the verb recede despite the s/d switcheroo thing going on there. He doesn’t necessarily imply that you know cessare to be the frequentative aspect of cedere, but he’s betting that Pluggers don’t. Unless … were there Pluggers in Roman times? Griping about how you can’t get harness to fit eohippi these days?
PoteetApril 26th, 2011 at 9:47 pm [Reply]
@commodorejohn (#221): Thanks for the memories…
PoteetApril 26th, 2011 at 9:50 pm [Reply]
@Carl Barks Fan (#222): Thanks! For some reason my computer is working better this evening. Maybe posting here brought me luck.
PoteetApril 26th, 2011 at 9:54 pm [Reply]
Aaaand another comic strip artist takes a little jab at Iowa. But that’s okay, Julia — it’s been awhile, and my collection needed another specimen.
http://www.juliawertz.com/
AviatrixApril 26th, 2011 at 9:54 pm [Reply]
@Timothy Burke (#227): If you review the last week or so of comments you’ll see that pretty much everyone is delirious with joy over the new Dick Tracy art, just a little whiplashed by the new pacing.
@Walker of Dog (#232): Suddenly I have the image of that being a Momma instalment I missed.
Chip WhittleApril 26th, 2011 at 10:08 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#233):
Unless … were there Pluggers in Roman times? Griping about how you can’t get harness to fit eohippi these days?
Pluggeriae really see how much the imperium has grown whenever they try fitting into the tunics they wore to watch the Optimates strangle Tiberius Gracchus!
seismic-2April 26th, 2011 at 10:11 pm [Reply]
@Aviatrix (#217): I do very much hope that Crankshaft has aligned the rows in his garden so that they are minutely further apart at the south end than at the north end, exactly following the curvature of the earth. That way, at the next meeting of the Ladies’ Gardening Club he can chastise all the ladies in attendance for their failure to take into account the influence of Coriolis forces on the growth of tomato vines, and the ladies can in turn strangle him and hang him out on a pole to use as a scarecrow. I look forward to reading Crankshaft for the rest of the summer, which will consist of nothing but strips showing flocks of Mark Trail-sized albatrosses, all with acute diarrhea, flying low over his head.
Chip WhittleApril 26th, 2011 at 10:13 pm [Reply]
@Chip Whittle (#238): By the way, that comes to us from Stipes Ambulans, of Tusculum.
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